Rick Warren canceled TV date due to "inhalation of fumes from the newly refurbished pulpit "

[Are_grits_groceries]

“My understanding was that Dr. Warren’s condition was related to fatigue and exhaustion — which affected his voice — exacerbated by inhalation of fumes from the newly refurbished (but still drying) pulpit used in the televised services the previous night."

http://thepoliticalcarnival.blogspot.com/2009/04/rick-warren-canceled-tv-date-due-to.html

Bwahahahaha! This is a new one!

[Solly Mack]

1. hehehehehehehehe filled with the spirits

hehehehehehehehe

[madokie]

2. The fumes coming off his stinking ass

would be my guess

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. The Purpose Driven Paint Job n/t

[GinaMaria]

5. LOL Just what was needed this morning..... thanks

and this is a new excuse. I will file this away for future use. Monday morning sick call. I'm sorry I can't come in. I went to church yesterday and sat in the front pew and well the fumes from the pulpit did me in ;-)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. Calling work as we speak.

And I'm not letting the fact that I didn't go to church yesterday get in the way. :D

Have a great morning Gina :hug:

[GinaMaria]

16. You too

I'm at work now. :-( It's gloomy out and I would rather be in bed reading snuggled with the cats instead of a soul sucking half cubicle.

Thanks for the hug :hug:

Let me know how your excuse flies with the boss.

[Submariner]

4. Translation: It's okay to LIE if the christian is a clergy member

LYING sack of crap.

[Buzz Clik]

7. Mr. Warren exhales far more fumes than he inhales.

[Are_grits_groceries]

8. It's one way to get

teens in church. They won't have to huff glue or whatever. They can just sit up front.

[Bluenorthwest]

9. That confirms that his staff and congregation all lie as

a practice. That liar, and his Church of Liars. Bearing false witness. Have they no shame at all, when they prance about as obvious liars and speakers of slander? Is this really how they wish to present their 'faith'?
Scum representing scum. Doing harm to others and not even having the courage to stand behind their own mendacity.
I'd no more do business with a Saddleback goer than with the Manson family.

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. Who's ass was he kissing this time? And what had they eaten?

[Joe Bacon]

11. So he was snorting them glue fumes huh

What a motherhuffer :rofl:

[peekaloo]

12. fatigue and exhaustion from polishing his pulpit.

church euphemisms.....gotta love 'em.

[MineralMan]

13. Warren, Warren...huffing isn't good for you. Do we need

to have an intervention?

[JVS]

14. What ever happened to merely feeling ill?

[Hassin Bin Sober]

17. My guess is...

My guess is they are laying the ground work in the event the story breaks he was brought to the E.R. all glassy-eyed, face covered in gold paint from huffing, and a toy submarine stuck in his rectum.... all while singing Ethel Merman songs.

[Mudoria]

15. The polish must have be made in China

[Are_grits_groceries]

18. Hide the cans of whipped cream! nt

[lame54]

19. Huffing for Jesus

[Starry Messenger]

20. Perhaps that was really sulphur he was smelling.

With a hint of brimstone...

[Initech]

21. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

[Bozita]

22. primo varnish

or maybe some wacky shellac

[DevonRex]

23. Too bad it wasn't some mind altering substance for increasing spiritual awareness.

He could use some of that.

[Ocracoker16]

24. What a liar

I can't believe he expects people to buy that crap. I am sure Saddleback Church members think it is true. They are a big bunch of sheep. They follow this homophobic pompous bastard around in the name of living a purpopse driven life. Unfortunately, most mainstream Americans have brains that they use. They know that the inhalation of fumes is a bunch of BS.

I can't say that I was upset I didn't get to see Pastor Rick sharing his infinite wisdom on a popular Sunday morning show. I don't need him to preach to me. He should stay at the pulpit in his church, so that he can spew his hate there. Of course, he should refrain from using the new pulpit until it is safe for him to do so.

[ColbertWatcher]

27. Best response yet. Pastor Hate is going to have to respond to Iowa and Vermont.

I doubt he has anything good or constructive to say about it, which would be why he canceled a media appearance.

Maybe he was afraid that Stephanopolous might ask about the recent bully-induced suicides? I doubt that Stephanopolous has the balls to be a journalist, and canceling a media appearance for a narcissist like Warren must have been heart-breaking.

[KamaAina]

25. "pulpit"? Is that the newfangled slang?

I'm still kind of stuck in the '80s when we called it a "bong". :P

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

26. Pew! That stinks!

[Hubert Flottz]

28. He must have eaten a bad chicken yesterday after church...

Or one of his holy snakes still had his fangs...

[WeDidIt]

29. Rick Warren is a huffer?

[malaise]

30. Rick Warren is a LIAR

Tweety is about to play the tape where he did campaign against Prop 8.
He lied and told Larry King that he never campaigned for it and that he only sent his parishioners a note.

That is the only reason he ducked that program yesterday. The fumes were from his own fugging lies.

edited.

[leftofthedial]

31. Even Clinton had enough on the ball to deny inhaling...

[foxfeet]

32. Another Purpose Driven Lie.

[Arugula Latte]

33. Why didn't Jesus save him from the eeeevuuuuhhl fumes?

Maybe he didn't pray enough.

[sammythecat]

34. poor baby