If Only Jon Stewart Had Interviewed Dick Cheney...

[Mr. Ected]

...and not the lame and inconsequential John King...

1. Sparks would have flown;
2. Expletives would have been rapid-fired;
3. Blame would have been asserted against the Bush administration;
4. A nation would have watched, enraptured: one man, speaking for legions, expressing the all-too-long inexpressible.

But alas, Cheney will never submit to an interview with the loyal opposition.

For him, it would be torturous.

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

1. And Stewart would have been disappeared within a week.

Just kidding. Kind of.

I like Stewart and his work.

[johnaries]

2. Remember he did interview Lynn.

I loved the Darth Cheney doll she gave him.

[tanyev]

3. Cheney would rather take Jon hunting than be interviewed by him.

Don't go, Jon!

[otohara]

4. Maybe Cheney Brought His Assassination Squad

to CNN with him and pointed guns at John King head during this so-called interview....King too frightened and scared to ask any follow up questions to his softball questions.

[ddeclue]

8. No... JK is a suckup who is afraid of being cut out of the loop...nt

[lame54]

5. Cheney would've faked a heart attack

[BrklynLiberal]

6. The Dick would never have had the cujones to meet Stewart face to face.

[ddeclue]

7. Jon Stewart could have thrown holy water at him or opened a hole in the studio roof

to expose him to direct sunlight!

:rofl:

[Faryn Balyncd]

9. K & R