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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 12:49 AM
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Looks like you can't do anything in Milton, Florida. From Blast Off blog.
Too good not to post. The sign...amazing.

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in south Florida anymore: You watch your mouth!

From Sinfonian at Blast Off.

So today I'm roaming the less-traveled byways of America's Taint with Miss July, and we visited a little park in downtown Milton, Fla., along the scenic Blackwater River. Immediately, I was reminded that I'm not in south Florida anymore, when I spotted this sign in the park:



.."At first I skimmed the laundry list of do-nots and thought, "Wow, what can you do here?" ... then I saw the last line. Almost like an afterthought, yet set apart like a special guest star in a Quinn Martin production, jolting me back to the realization of where I was: "OR PROFANITY."

A DFH without profanity? That's like pizza without beer ... Milli without Vanilli ... a GOP politician with integrity ... in short, unthinkable! So, giving Miss July the camera, I responded with my own silent protest


Wonder who monitors the park for profanity? :evilgrin:
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 12:52 AM
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1. Whew!
Edited on Sat Mar-07-09 12:55 AM by Tangerine LaBamba
Fortunately, you can still have sex there. In public.

I got scared for a minute............

On edit: that is a BRILLIANT picture!

:toast:
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 12:56 AM
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4. As long as you don't "soliticit" it.
:D
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 12:11 PM
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5. Oops can't spell.
Must stop posting last at night or early morning.

Make that "solicit"
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 12:52 AM
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2. What is a "DFH"? n-t
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 12:55 AM
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3. Dirty effing hippie.
Check out the site, he has stickers for DFH. :evilgrin:
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