What would make the inauguration perfect...

[Ten Bears]

... As the new president lowers his arm after reciting the oath of office two men walk up to Bush and say "George W. Bush, FBI, I have a warrant for your arrest." and then they handcuff him and march him off the stage. I have been thinking about this for a couple of days now and decided that this fantasy can even be improved upon. As Biden lowers his arm two men walk up to Cheney and say "Dick Cheney, FBI, I have a warrant for your arrest." and then they handcuff him and march him off the stage. Of course I don't know which would be better at this point. W looking on in bewilderment and then being totally surprised at his arrest, the more likely course I think considering the candlepower we are working with there, or W. beginning to visibly sweat since he knows there are two more agents offstage waiting for him. Maybe he could even make a break for it screaming "you'll never take me alive g-men." before going down in a hail of bullets. A man can dream.

[SidDithers]

1. I'm hoping for a lightning strike ...

involving a certain bigoted evangelist preacher.

Sid

[BlooInBloo]

4. Heh. "I bring you these 15... (crash) 10! 10 Commandments!"

:rofl:

[yawk09]

5. kik!

[yawk09]

6. &rec

[Jeanette in FL]

2. Put it out to the Universe

You just never know.

Welcome to DU.

[monmouth]

3. Ahh, you've been watching Cagney again I'll bet....LOL...n/t

[stillcool]

7. my husband had the same thoughts..

although he had Obama stopping in the middle of his speech and saying...hold on, then he turns around and says..guys..and cops come and arrest George...and Obama turns back and finishes his speech.