Please have pity on me and show a little sympathy.

[kentuck]

Never mind that I screwed you and your country for eight years. I did whatever I wanted. I tortured prisoners. I sent them to other countries to be tortured. I lied to the American people so I could invade Iraq and get rid of that tyrant, Saddam. I spied on whomever I wanted to. I ignored the Constitution. After all, it is nothing but a piece of paper. I used Karl Rove and my propaganda machine to the fullest extent. I destroyed the American economy and free markets will never be the same again. I turned the whole world against America. I flew onto the deck of an aircraft and declared that the Mission was Accomplished. Just when the entire country of Iraq was about to collapse, I decided to bribe our enemies, the Sunnis, with American tax dollars by the billions. We called it the "surge" but it was nothing more than an outright bribe. Please have pity on me and show a little sympathy. Please?

[TechBear_Seattle]

1. I'd be happy to give him little sympathy

Although I think he is already pitiful enough.

[hlthe2b]

2. I'll shed my tears for him....

when he's behind bars. :eyes: (who's to say if they are sympathy tears or.....)

[DinahMoeHum]

3. He wants sympathy from me?? He can look it up in my dictionary. . .

It's between the words shit and syphilis.

:evilfrown:

[havocmom]

4. Who is the new keeper of the DUzy? We need to send link to this one!

Now, I have to clean pickled herring off the ol monitor...

[DinahMoeHum]

8. Get thee hence to "HawkeyeX"

n/t

[Solly Mack]

5. Fuck Bush & his war criminal cohorts. Also

His enablers, his apologists, his defenders, and anyone willing to rewrite any part, by any means, of the last 8 years.

[lisa58]

6. Just go home and wait to be charged with war crimes.

[T Wolf]

7. I do have Sympathy for the Devil, just not this one. At least Satan has style and taste.

[Deja Q]

11. Oh please. He's just a big red guy with horns, a loincloth, and little underneath said loin cloth.

Most big red guys with horns, loincloths, and precious little to hide behind said loin cloths aren't going to care.

[closeupready]

9. Remember when he said, "..and there have been tough days, too" in his speech

and screwed his eyes up? I thought that was completely inappropriate considering the miserable state of things in the US today and the enormous wealth he has today and also stands to inherit.

[lunatica]

10. He's snivelling because is favorite toy is being taken away.

The quivering chin is a giveaway that this is a sincere moment. And it's also a giveaway that he's never cried in public before. Otherwise we would have seen that telltale chin thing.

[lunatica]

12. Go tell it to the bottle asshole. It's the only friend you have left in this world