what the hell does chimpy think he has to tell us tonight. wasn't

[daninthemoon]

that bullshit press conference enough? stfu and go away.

[Cleita]

1. I hope he confesses to more criminal and treasonous acts, so our

new Atty. Gen. has grounds for starting investigations.

[beac]

5. And I hope he's announcing everyone is getting a stimulus pony.

Sadly, both your hope and mine are equally unlikely. Bush thinks he's Lincoln 2.0 and that he'll be lauded by future generations as a great president.

If we could harness his powers if self-delusion, we could meet our energy needs for generations to come. So, maybe if scientists come up with a BS-to-BTU converter in the next five days, Bush can still be right about his place in history.

[hlthe2b]

2. Maybe he'll try to justify all the pardons coming....

on Friday....:mad:

[truedelphi]

3. There's only one word pertinent about his administration: DUCK!

George, The boots coming your way were earned by every one of your misjudgements, and every one of your entourage encouraging you again and again to destroy our country piece by piece, while enriching themselves at our expense.

[beac]

7. Actually, a there are several first-letters on that word you can use with in addition to "D"...

H-
M-
S-
and F- come to mind...

[truedelphi]

13. Everything but LUCK -

I'm awful glad after eight years of Bad _uck we now finally have some good luck.

[Fleshdancer]

4. I don't know. I wish he would just quietly slither away.

After his childish, defensive display several days ago, I doubt he'll apologize for anything. With Bush, the buck always stops somewhere else.

[daninthemoon]

8. the only mistakes he has made since his miraculous salvation

from booze, involved photo ops and "rhetoric", no substantive decision was anything but perfect. i suspect we will hear more about how right he has been, how Obama should continue torture and whatnot, and how he has saved us all. maybe he'll boldly announce the pardons and clemency he intends to give all the criminals who have done his bidding. mostly, i suspect he will thumb his nose and smirk at the world one more time.

[guitar man]

6. "So long suckers!!"

"Thanks for the money!!" :grr:

[daninthemoon]

9. it would be the first honest word we ever heard from him. i would

almost respect him if he did. almost.

[guitar man]

12. yeah

It would be wouldn't it? But you know that's not what he'll say, he'll brag abut how he's "kept amurika safe" (gag) and pontificate about what a great presidency he's had in spite of his basement approval ratings....probably the same sickening stuff he's been spouting all along....but I bet his eyes will twinkle a bit as the "hehe, Dick and I got really rich off this deal" runs through his pickled head... :grr:

[OhioChick]

10. He'll spew the same mantra

blah, blah, blah, 9/11....blah, blah, blah, we're safer now since we're in Iraq.....blah, blah, blah.....9/11.

You get the picture.

[ejpoeta]

11. really. how can we miss you if you won't GO AWAY!!!!