Rush Limbaugh Jokes About Mika Brzezinski's Mugging

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Rush Limbaugh Jokes About Mika Brzezinski's Mugging



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/19/rush-limbaugh-jokes-about_n_152359.html

After Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski discussed Mika's mugging on "Morning Joe" Thursday, Rush Limbaugh took to the airwaves to joke about the crime, and the fact that Mika only had six dollars on her:

Now, ladies and gentlemen, as you know, I have a unique take on most things that happen. To me, the most interesting aspect of this is not what so many people are e-mailing me about, and that is, "Will she now become conservative," because, you know, the old cliche is a conservative is a liberal who has been mugged, and she got mugged. She got held up for six bucks. The mugger, though, working cheap, accepted six bucks after demanding $20. What happened to Mika Brzezinski makes the case for tax cuts. She works in the Drive-By Media. She works in television. It's as though she's got nothing left after giving Bernie Madoff the money. She only has six bucks to give the man who is down on his luck. We have to understand who muggers are. Muggers are the salt of the earth; they're the backbone of America. They just have been placed in this current circumstance because of the evils of the Bush administration and supply side trickle-down economics. These are good people. They have been forced into thuggery, muggery, and holdups in order to survive.

What happened to Mika Brzezinski is exactly why we need permanent, across-the-board tax cuts. If we cannot keep more of our own money, muggers are going to have to work over time. This guy could have gotten everything he wanted from one victim, but because Mika Brzezinski only had a measly six bucks, he had to probably go hold up a couple or three more people to make his take.

Read Rush's full rant here: http://radioequalizer.blogspot.com/2008/12/joe-mika-exploit-dc-mugging-for.html

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1. I'm sure she will try to play it off like she finds it hilarious

I mean, she should be used to being verbally demeaned by a man day in and day out.

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2. Rush Limbaugh's Obituary

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And if he died while hopped up on pills with an underage boy, then

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3. well, the "liberal media" would cover up the second death ...

the underage boy would have asphyxiated, due to the mass of whale blubber crushing the air out of him ...

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4. And my "take" on Limbaugh's hearing loss

ROFLMAO! Every time something happenes he claims the liberals blame Bush/conservatives. Pathetic twit-and his enablers are worse.

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5. I just happened to hear that one

I listen to Coast to Coast on the same station, when I go to bed at night. Sometimes I force my self to listen a few moments before I snap off the radio, in the morning. He's the biggest fat horse's ass, I've ever heard. Today he was going on and on about Carolyn Kennedy S., having a meal with Al Sharpton, and her continuing to eat while on camera. Oh, his sensibilities were offended, that she should have so little class as to chew while being observed. Duh, even old women in Idaho know that actors fake eating in a scene because even a little chewing goes a long way on camera. Ya take a little fake bite and pretend to chew and swallow so that it looks dainty. So what is his point? Odious toad. And the BS about muggers being the 'salt of the earth', probably just some auto-factory guy out of work, or a Wall Street, guy, trying to survive. Oh, yes, the impropriety, of only carrying $6.00 and not $300.00 as it endangers the next 3 persons he will be forced to mug because he didn't get enough cash off her. Tripe.

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6. Mika was only carrying six bucks

Unlike Rush, who knows that his connection only comes across for ready cash. So muggers be alert: If you're looking for a good score, hold up Rush Limbaugh. Of course, the dough will probably be infused with fear sweat, piss and diarrhea.

[Rincewind]

7. To all muggers out there

Rush Limbaugh is known to carry at least $10,000 in cash on him at all times. He carries it in a belly pouch that is cleverly designed to make him look fat (he is really rather slender). Since it has special high tech locks, so you will have to slice it open (use a very large, very sharp knife). Keep slicing until you find the money, don't give up! As a matter of fact, all right wing radio hosts are known to carry huge amounts of cash on their persons at all times. Now go out there and stimulate the economy.