"How Many Shoes Would a Lame Duck Duck if a Lame Duck Could Duck Shoes?"

[elehhhhna]

Ten times.

Fast.

[parasim]

1. He'd duck as many shoes as lame duck would if a lame duck could duck shoes.

on edit: i knew i couldn't do it first pass...

[tblue]

2. He'd Duck All the Shoes that a Lame Duck Could if a Lame Duck Could Duck Shoes

[pearl]

3. The lame ducks duck

quacked me up.

[Sex Pistol]

4. Me thinks that lame ducks practice by ducking heels.

[rateyes]

5. One too many.

[regnaD kciN]

6. The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind...

:evilgrin:

[qwlauren35]

7. That was FUN!

I think I stopped at 5. I wasn't getting tongue tied, but my mouth got tired.