List of all the things that Bush has kept us "safe" from

[ck4829]

The King of England
Today's super-animals like the flying squirrel and electric eel
The Aqua Teen Hunger Force

I challenge you all to name one thing that Bush has kept us "safe" from! Can you do it?

[Midlodemocrat]

1. I was not struck by a meteor while he was in office.

:thumbsup:

[stopbush]

2. Thew Huns have never attacked us.

[wyldwolf]

3. federally funded stem cell research. We've been "safe" from that

[Zywiec]

4. a comfortable retirement? n/t

[Warpy]

5. National health insurance

a solvent government
jobs
financial security
mass transit
clean air
clean water
alternative energy
medical research
science in general
rational government in general
access to government services for the needy

Oh, he's kept us "safe" from a lot of things. Too bad we so desperately need them all.

[KansDem]

6. Peace and prosperity?

When he took the White House, I was really afraid we'd be attacked by peace and prosperity...

[Ikonoklast]

7. Killer Robots

But, Dr. Who may have helped a little.

[ipfilter]

8. My right eye *still* hasn't fallen out. Thank you *

[Liberal_in_LA]

well paying jobs

[uppityperson]

9. affordable preventive health care

affordable dental care

[bunnies]

10. A living wage, healthcare, and homeownership.

He's done a hell of job saving me from those things. :eyes:

[951-Riverside]

11. Tourism

...yes you read that correctly.

[KurtNYC]

12. Peace, Prosperity, a John Kerry Presidency, solvency, an over-valued US $

sanity, accountability for white collar criminals, the US Constitution, an Al Gore presidency, Geneva Convention compliance, private phone calls, low debt, progress on Global Warming, clean drinking water, Federal judges not aligned with his posse, grammar, ...

[edbermac]

Preventing Monaco from obtaining nuclear weapons.

Prince Albert is more dangerous than Osama Bin Laden.

[KarenS]

13. The Truth. n/t

[Terran]

14. The giant brain from planet Zontar

has not taken over the Earth during Bush's reign. THANKS GEORGIE!!

[htuttle]

15. Rhinoceros attacks

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

16. Sikhs using public transportation

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

17. Coherent English spoken by a president.

[chrisa]

18. Grey Goo

It was he who stomped on and crushed the nanorobots.

[zbdent]

19. purple polka-dotted Orcs ...

[zbdent]

20. intelligent political debate from freepers ...

[anigbrowl]

21. Dinosaurs.

[Chisox08]

22. The Constitution

Nothing is more a danger to freedom than freedom