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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 09:19 AM
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Does George Bush know how to swim? I know he's afraid of horses.
It occurred to me this morning that he claimed he installed a pool at the "Ranch" only because the girls asked ("whined") for it. Now he's bought a mansion in Dallas with cabana but sans pool. Maybe he's afraid of water as well as horses!
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groovedaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 09:23 AM
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1. How can someone who owns a "ranch" be affraid of horses!?! Maybe that was all just a "front"
any way?
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 09:23 AM
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2. ''that water kin git deep, and I'm shaller end kinda guy, if ya git my meaning''
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 09:24 AM
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3. Yes.
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 09:56 AM
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8. A swimming chimpanzee would be a better president than Bush.
Better looking, wouldn't start wars (though he might hit and bite staff members, but if they were Republicans, they'd probably deserve it), wouldn't steal billions or trillions $ for his cronies, wouldn't crash the economy, would earn more respect worldwide, would be a popular talk show guest who didn't say incredibly stupid and embarrassing things...

It's entirely derogatory of chimps to compare them to President Bush. They are not incurious and venal liars and cheats.


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hisownpetard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 09:26 AM
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4. I dunno. Let's waterboard him, to find out.
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 09:26 AM
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5. Swim? He can't even ride a bike.
This is someone who choked on a pretzel. Who here thinks he should go near water?
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 09:30 AM
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6. Let's take him out to the middle of the Pacific Ocean
drop him in the water and see what happens. If he makes it to Hawaii, then the answer is yes, he can swim.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 09:37 AM
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7. Most turds just float on water, no need for fancy swimmin'.
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