Dr Seuss got nabbed

[frustrated_lefty]

I will not, would not, shall NOT vote,
That hopeful man just gets my goat!

I don’t hate the man, just the system.
But if I vote, my vote will glisten
From alzheimers and spittle,
That moose-babe might kiss him!

I just can not, should not, would not vote,
That crazy man just gets my goat.
He wants better schools and fewer taxes,
kids home from war, learning their facts.

I dislike the man, more than McCain,
And at the end they’re all the same.
I don’t see the need to have a big row,
I just want to stick with the devil I know.

I just can not, should not, would not vote,
That crazy man just gets my goat.
Really, who cares about any of these things,
I’d rather just see a show where everyone sings.

Dead soldiers, no medicine, and unheated homes,
Less funds for Head Start, but more unmanned drones.
Tax cuts for you, if your home isn’t foreclosed
And tazers for you, if you say no.

….this posting has been terminated as Dr. Seuss has been relocated to Guantanamo for questioning.