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[Kadie]

Republican vice presidential candidate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, speaks in front of Wooly the Wolverine, the West High School mascot, during a campaign appearance in Sioux City, Iowa, Saturday, Oct. 25, 2008.
(AP Photo/Nati Harnik)

[Believing Is Art]

1. I'm just like all of you!

Sure, the RNC has paid for my makeover, but they haven't done anything for the varicose veins in my hands yet. I understand the problems facing real Americans, you betcha!

[nichomachus]

2. "You shoot them from a helicopter, you F****ing Piece of Shit?"

[mitchum]

3. "Hello suckers"

[4lbs]

4. "Hey, high school boys.... are you hot for teacher?"

n/t

[Dangerously Amused]

5. Has anyone seen my soul? It was standing behind me just a second ago...

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

6. All of you, pray for another $150,000 shopping spree - I'm running out of designer outfits

I'm a diva, after all, and divas don't get seen in the same outfit twice.

[Political Tiger]

7. "Where's the witch doctor when you need him?"

[JBoy]

Invisible McCain head on platter.

[bobthedrummer]

8. THE GOP AUDIENCE REPLIES: "DUCE! DUCE! DUCE!..."

[loves_dulcinea]

13. and mispronouce as douche douche douche

[lunatica]

17. LOL! Good one

:thumbsup:

[Sanity Claws]

9. Wooly eats Palin to Revenge Moose's Death

[susanna]

10. "Don't cry for me, Argentina..." n/t

[dhpgetsit]

11. ...and the Lord...

... and the Lord, seeing that we were in danger of losing an election, summoned a Great Wolverine Spirit to SLAY the unpatriotic and un-american warrior!

[47of74]

12. Why do my hands look like this?

It's because working all those evil magic spells has a tendency to ruin the body of the person doing the magic. First the hands, then everything else.

[mentalsolstice]

14. If only she had worn that red leather jacket!

You could've gone with a Little Red Riding Hood theme, and used the metaphor that Obama was the big bad socialist, terrorist wolf.

[Richard Steele]

15. "WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!"

[machI]

16. I feel something big is about to happen in this campaign

[ArmedAmerican]

18. Wooly smell lies...Wooly eat bad lady!

[fortyfeetunder]

19. --and I can make wolverine-burgers too! n/t