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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 04:30 PM
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My dog just presented me with the perfect McCain analogy.
I'm sitting here watching "Hardball" and our little dachshund wanders over, sits by my feet for a moment then suddenly runs to the other side of the room and hops up on the couch and shoves her face into the crack between the cushion. I'm thinking "Huh...that's weird". Then it hits me...it's a cross between rotten onions and garlicky baby shit. She farted! She sat by me and farted and ran away! I can't believe it...so I yell "Mimzy! What the hell?" She lifts her head and looks at me like 'What? I've no idea what you're talking about'
This is just like the McCain campaign. They do these despicable, outrageous stunts and pretend as if they are completely innocent. THEY know they did it.YOU know they did it, but they're going to play it as if they have no idea what you're going on about. They notice the stink in the air just like you do...but as far as they are concerned, it must have come from you.
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 04:33 PM
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1. !!!
evilgrin: Oh they know exactly what they are doing and yet McSame says that his campaign has Obama "exactly where we want them". :silly:
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 04:40 PM
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4. they put out those messed up ads..
and spew hate at their rallies, but point the finger at Obama for negative campaigning.
They put up those robocalls that are flat out lies and point again and say "He's doing robocalls! That's not fair!"
They flipflop and say HE's not consistent.
They stink up the joint and say "What the HELL did you eat?"
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 04:42 PM
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5. All they have is hate and fear and discontent and divisiveness! It's who they are. It isn't workin...
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lynettebro440 Donating Member (950 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 04:35 PM
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2. And mcshame smells like fart
just sayin
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 04:38 PM
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3. yes. yes he does.
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OwnedByFerrets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 04:47 PM
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6. Its the Rovian way....and I love your analogy.
:evilgrin:
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 04:49 PM
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7. What's funny is..
Ridge was on with Tweety talking about how consistant McCain has been and how Obama has been flipflopping!
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central scrutinizer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 04:55 PM
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8. My dog eats her own .er.. waste products
Also seems like a good analogy for their campaign - shit recycled endlessly
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 05:50 PM
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9. LOL...that's about the size of it...
The same shit over and over and over!
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 05:53 PM
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10. I hope you scooped it up afterwards
:evilgrin:
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 05:55 PM
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11. The dog?
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 06:05 PM
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12. No, the "perfect McCain analogy" with which you were presented


that is it, right? :shrug:
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 06:56 PM
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13. No..she just farted.
And pretended like she didn't.
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 06:59 PM
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14. If your Dachshund is over 10, then it's a PERFECT McCain analogy!
:evilgrin:
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