CNN says some woman got a loan from Jesus.

[lonestarnot]

or he paid off all her bills or something. What is this new faith based initiative? Did she take money out of the till? :eyes:

[peace frog]

1. More likely she got a free toaster

for opening an account at the Jesus Saves First National Bank and Loan.

[SammyWinstonJack]

2. ...

:spray: Jesus Saves First National Bank and Loan. :evilgrin: :rofl:

[FarCenter]

3. It's pretty easy to find a loan officer named Jesus

[parasim]

4. She was talking about this Jesus, I believe.

[Liberal In Texas]

5. I guess he had some of that "money-changer" cash he wasn't using. n/t

[amyrose2712]

6. Could be she gave it to one of those evil tv thieves...

I was watching one of the shows on the Evangelical channel. They were literally telling people if they "sow a seed" of $1000 or more God will take care of their debt. It was disgusting and should be illegal. I mean for fucksake they were telling people to make it in 4 easy payments!!! The debt will go way! WTF??!! :banghead:

[Ezlivin]

7. Jesus Saves - that's why he had the money

I think he's the only one with a good savings account now.

[Historic NY]

8. whats the interest rate?

[Chimichurri]

9. Jesus? Jesus Morales? I got a loan from him too! What a coincidence.