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| *** DUzy Awards for week ending October 10, 2008 *** |
 Welcome to the ACORN-endorsed DUzy Awards, a compendium of star-spangled amusement from this week on DU.Note to Mods: Skinner has authorized the DUzy Awards to be posted in GD. OP by graywarrior: Ted Nugent is a fucking idiot asshole moron stupid ass dipshit! response #4 by mokawanis: not only that he's also a right-wing blowhard asshole fuckhead nutty brain-dead moron. response #8 by burythehatchet: Dude. The fact you would even tune in to Beck, and stay tuned for Nugent tells me you asked for it. response #15 by graywarrior: Dude, I live with a maniac who channel surfs and stays on certain stations 10 seconds longer than my bowels can tolerate. response #18 by kayakjohnny: And his music so harsh and predictable. And outdated. Maybe he and Sarah could go out hunting together, and you know, have some sort of mishap. response #23 by graywarrior: They should procreate. Have little rifle totin' deliverance babies. response #24 by Buzz Clik: Digging through headlines from 10 years ago? Ted Nugent found to be a fucking idiot asshole WorldNetDaily, October 3, 1998 Detailed psychological analysis of Ted Nugent and his behavior has revealed an interesting fact: he is despicable. Hedley Eksamminer, Doctor of Psychological Studies at Harvard Medical School, concluded a two year study of Nugent that was due to conclude in January 2000. The results will be published this month in the Journal of the American Medical Association. "The analysis took only 20 minutes," said Eksamminer. "I would have published it sooner, but my wife had a baby. It was such an incredibly easy and obvious study. Quite literally, Ted Nugent is the biggest prick on the planet. In the vernacular of my field, he is a classic fucking idiot asshole." http://www.worldnetdaily.com/ response #43 by Condem: C'mon, gray. This, from the man who wrote "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang"? You're being a little hard. response #45 by graywarrior: I know. I should practice forgiveness and become resentment free. response #46 by Condem: I sentence you to LIVE Ted Nugent. For 24 hours. Intensity in 10 Cities. A classic. The Marines played it for Noriega. Lasted 4 hours. Good luck! OP by jazzjunkysue: Will someone please unchain Bay Buchanan from her doghouse? Her chain won't reach the microphone, and the straining is beginning to upset me. She's gonna break her neck, if we don't so something, soon. Please. Where's the aspca when you need them? response #2 by aint_no_life_nowhere: She always sounds like she has a severe throat infection Maybe she drinks water from the toilet bowl. OP by philboy: I am proud to say that I do not use the ignore function. I use "White Out" on my monitor. response #2 by flvegan: Anyone that doesn't use the Ignore function goes on my Ignore list. response #9 by DuStrange: Welcome to my White Out List! On a thread by WCGreen: "That woman doesn't have a lick of sense..." One of my dearest friends had this to say about Sarah Palin after watching her pass off the baby to a six year old and didn't even look around to check out how the six year old and the baby were doing. "And then she let that baby carry that baby down the stairs. She didn't even care enough to watch, even out of the corner of her eye..." response #11 by WCGreen: that's probably how she would care for the country... Hold it with little support and let it dangle... response #35 by JohnMcCant2008: She will probably name her next child "Prop". n/t Poll question by faygokid: It's third and long. The clock is ticking down. What is McCain's next Hail Mary play? George Stepalloverus said tonight on ABC News that the McCain campaign is in deep trouble, and he needs a game changer. Which one looks most likely to you? :bluebox: Dump Sarah from the ticket and replace her with Elizabeth Hasselbeck :bluebox: Get W. to bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran :bluebox: Offer to be godfather to Bristol's baby, and promise to make reluctant Levi "an offer he can't refuse" :bluebox: "Read my lips: No new taxes" :bluebox: Grow a beard and remind everyone Lincoln was a Republican, too. Oh, and fire Gen. McClellan :bluebox: Pair up with Sarah on "Dancing With the Stars" :bluebox: Hire the cast of "Extreme Makeover" and put 'em to work :bluebox: Have a Sister Souljah moment and tell Ann Coulter she really, really sucks :bluebox: Hire a new campaign manager who just recently became available: Matt Millen :bluebox: Other response #4 by Mme. Defarge: He could secretly try to substitute Tina Fey for Palin, since Fey is obviously very intelligent. If, of course, he could figure out where to hide the Palins. response #22 by Raine1967: He goes into a coma... It's the ultimate Hail Sarah. (forget Mary... she weeps to much) Here is the scene: Doctors tell us he is hanging on... America feels his pain... It's minute by minute, the media is hanging on the every breath.. He wins and suddenly. like a miracle from god... wakes from the coma. Except, Obama is going to win, and John McCain will stay in the coma... he really needs the rest. :) What else does he have? GDP, October 3, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7306356 On a thread by Liberalboy: My Gods! Letterman is on FIRE tonight response #7 by applexcore: This is better than sex Well... it's a tie. response #13 by swampg8r: been a while has it? response #14 by applexcore: You have no idea. :( OP by sunnystarr: My 13 year old grandson just coined a new word ... He said the word was palinate. I didn't get it so he told me to ask him a question. So I asked him "How are you doing in school?" He answered ... "I would like to tell you about my World of Warcraft addiction." I still didn't get it lol. He looked at me like I was dumber than dumb and said ... PALINATE Grandma ... It's when you give an answer to a question that has nothing to do with the question ... like Sarah Palin does. So I've been PALINIZED! response #26 by DontTreadOnMe: Fantastic! PALINATE pal·i·nate –verb (used with object) 1. to mislead with a different answer; delude: She palinated the audience with her energy experience. 2. to be unfaithful to the country (political tactic). –verb (used without object) 3. to mislead or falsely persuade others; practice deceit: an engaging manner that easily palinates. response #31 by sunnystarr: Now what would palinize be? Pal.i.nize You just palinized me! or Don't palinize me! lol That was a palinizing response. response #32 by madamesilverspurs: Shouldn't that be "Don't palinize me, bro!" ??? response #34 by vaberella: I could hear it now..."Don't you palinate me!!" "Who do you think your palinating?" "The palination of the speech left the audience confused." response #89 by OxQQme: There's an old saying out west: Palinate me once, I'll get by. Palinate me twice, um, er, .....(could somebody finish this for me?) On a thread by chemenger: McCain vows to take the "gloves-off" in campaign against Obama response #1 by jpgray: The orthopedic shoes, alas, must remain on. OP by mw: My word/def made the front page of Colbert's Wikiality! Palindrone (noun) 1. Recited verbiage which is so generic, it says the same thing whether you read it forward or backward. Origin: based on the debating stylings of Alaska governor Sarah Palin LINK: http://www.wikiality.com/Main_page It's the featured word on the front page! GDP, October 4, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7317330 On a thread by ThePhoenix: Palin Misquotes Albright "At a rally today in California, Gov. Sarah Palin offered up a rather jarring argument for supporting the Republican ticket. 'There's a place in Hell reserved for women who don't support other women,' the Alaska Governor said, claiming she was quoting former Clinton Secretary of State Madeleine Albright. The statement came after Palin had recounted a 'providential' moment she experienced on Saturday: 'I'm reading on my Starbucks mocha cup, ok? The quote of the day... It was Madeleine Albright, former Secretary of State and UN ambassador. ... Now she said it, I didn't. She said, "There's a place in Hell reserved for women who don't support other women."' Actually, Albright didn't say that. The real quote is, 'There's a place in Hell reserved for women who don't help other women.' (Sources made the same point to CBS's Scott Conroy...)" response #3 by Whoa_Nelly: NEWS UPDATE: Palin officially thanks Starbucks Corp. for Word from God CA Starbucks (StupidShit MSM)- At a rally in California today, Gov. Sarah Palin gave thanks to the Good Lord Above for delivering her a special message she felt compelled to share publicly. With her hands raised in supplication, eyes closed and swaying to her inner religious drumbeat, Palin shouted her thanks to God for placing in her life a Starbucks Quote Cup. "Dear Yahweh of The Third Wave! Blessed are you for giving me words of utter bullshit that I can turn and use in this campaign rally here today in California! We here at this rally see your light, your wisdom, and your ultimate goal as you speak to me through devotional messages encrypted on this Starbucks cup. As one of your chosen, I am honored and enlightened to be able to share your message so it may go out to the people of the world through this small gathering today." Palin closed the rally with more thanks to God. "May the Third Wave of Yahweh move through these people here today, and spread like wildfire into the nooks and crannies of all of the American Government as you, O Great Son of the Lord, My Jesus Christ, My Personal Savior, move me toward your Rapture, and the Rapture that will save all here today who heard your word first hand through me, your Chosen One. In praise of your wisdom and foreplay..um..foresight, I now know and share that The Third Wave of your Greatness will take me to the White House. Amen!" After several "Hallelujahs" by a couple of people in the rally audience, Palin left the stage. As she reached the stairs to walk down from the podium, she swayed, possibly due to her religious fervor. Fortunately her Wasilla Pastor was on hand, along with Pat Robertson, to catch her as she swooned. Gov. Palin recovered quickly and told reporters afterward that she will be stopping and getting coffee at Starbucks before every rally, as well as every upcoming interview the McCain campaign deems necessary for her to attend and participate. Also posted as an OP here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4173420 response #8 by kayakjohnny: Keep talking, Sarah, keep talking. The American voter REALLY needs to hear you, Sarah. We really want you to speak. In public. Every day. It's OK, you're doing just fine. Don't listen to the naysayers. You just keep on talking. We're hanging on your EVERY WORD. And don't pay attention to that downward pointing line on your poll numbers. That's just a little lull before you spike again right near election day. We REALLY need to hear from you. Just remember that. Every day. Editorials & Other Articles, October 5, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x390664 On a thread by eppur_se_muova: 'High level of melamine' in two Cadbury products "Hong Kong authorities Sunday announced that two recalled candy products made by British confectioner Cadbury had high levels of melamine. The industrial chemical has recently been found in Chinese-made milk products that have sickened nearly 53,000 children in China, killing four..." response #1 by no_hypocrisy: Willy Wonka would never had let that happen in his chocolate factory. response #5 by merwin: I dunno... maybe that's why all of his employees were so short. response #9 by shadowknows69: I wish they'd just let you buy cyanide over the counter So I can just poison myself and be quicker about it. On a thread by ProSense: Sunday Morning Reaction: Obama +7 in Ohio response #1 by Jackpine Radical: That poll is patently not fair. I don't see where they asked any voting machines who they're gonna vote for. OP by jmowreader: How to dress your child as Sarah Palin for Halloween Politicians have always been popular Halloween figures, and Sarah Palin is one of America's more talked-about politicians. Couple that with the fact Sarah Palin probably hands out Chick Tracts instead of candy, she's the perfect Halloween costume for this wacky era. There are two ways to approach dressing your kid as Sarah Palin come October 31. The long, drawn out way: Dress your child in a woman's skirted business suit, with properly padded bra if necessary. Have the child don a dark, highlighted wig and style it in a Palinesque updo. Apply a lot of makeup, especially bronzer and dark mauve lipstick. As a finishing touch, have the child wear wire-rimmed reading glasses. If you're dressing a girl as Sarah Palin, this might be okay...a little boy would run screaming before you were able to finish the extensive makeup session this would require. There is an easier way to go: The quick, just-as-effective method: A George W. Bush mask with dark mauve lipstick, and a skirt. OP by NickHasHope: Next McCain attack: Obama tied to dangerous vigilantes Jake and Elwood Blues These "Blues Brothers" caused a dangerous police chase - perhaps the most damaging in history. Multiple police cars wrecked, tens of thousands of dollars of damage done, just to pay a $5,000 tax debt for an orphanage. And where did this dangerous police chase take place? What city does Jake and Elwood Blues call home? That's right. Chicago. The city that Obama has controlled for at least the last 48 years. OP by sicksicksick_N_tired: Good thing I'm not Cheney's Doc or I might treat my oath the same way he treats his. And, then,...he could be in mighty big trouble. Just sayin' }( On a thread by Omaha Steve: WATCH LIVE! Sarah Palin rally in Omaha response #1 by FrenchieCat: Thanks but no thanks. response #13 by BlueGirlRedState: Can I call ya Steve? Aw, Steve, thanks but no thanks. response #39 by frickaline: lol still playing music, maybe this is their secret new strategy Palin: Johnny I had this great, mavricky idea too-day John: Now what Sarah ... Palin: Well ya see, our poll numbers seem to be droppin' because of all these gotcha news clips of us sayin' things. So I got to thinkin' ... what if we just stop ...sayin' things! What d'ya think, smart right? Ima try it tomorrow at Omaha! response #48 by TlalocW: I just got back from the Tulsa State Fair... Fair food and watching Palin means a future session of worshiping the porcelain god. GDP, October 5, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7325625 On a thread by sfam: Why is it OK that McCain doesn't release his medical records? response #1 by whistle: It will reveal that McCain has had three sex change operations and it is ...no longer possible to determine what sex McCain really is supposed to be now that Palin is claiming also to be a maverick. :shrug: OP by Curtland1015: Well, looks like we're going to lose the moon. I was just up there. Not a single Obama sign in sight. Depressing. :cry: response #27 by volstork: Uranus is voting republican. Again. response #39 by H2O Man: Same with Mars ...... red planet. response #45 by Dinger: I Was There Recently; There Were TONS Of Signs! You must have been on the wrong side. OP by dmsRoar: Reviews are in: Critics Praise KEATING ECONOMICS "A stirring account of a hero gone bad. Move over Anakin Skywalker. There's a new fallen angel in town." --VARIETY "In his first serious role in the Senate, McCain portrays a legislator without ethics to perfection, and with a method actor's aplomb. In fact, it's fair to ask where McCain stops and Keating's good buddy starts. Dare we say 'Stanislavsky.' Two thumbs up." --Ebert and Roper "Finally the must-see prequel to BAILOUT BLUES is here. And it doesn't disappoint." --SHOWBIZ TONIGHT "Best romance of 2008. McCain and Keating's affair is a twisted nightmare of sexy vacations and true love." --TEEN "Knock-your socks off hilarious! McCain sure can put the free in free market." --Milton Friedman "William Ayers is WHITE???!!!" --Sarah Palin OP by byronius: Day 586. I’m Proud Of John McCain. Five hundred and eighty-six days into his 2008 campaign for President, John McCain has yet to call either of Barack Obama’s daughters ugly. He has also nobly refrained from inferring that Michelle Obama is a lesbian, or that Barack’s children are the product of a liason between Michelle Obama and another woman. His running mate has also refrained from such comments. This absence of such charges indicates that John McCain has grown, as a man and as a politician. He and running mate Sarah Palin are launching a series of attacks on Barack’s character, his allegiance to and love for his nation, his religious practices, and all manner of other personal assaults designed to lure the unskeptical away from Obama’s camp; but notably, they have refused to address the appearance and facial features of his daughters, or to impugn the sexual habits of his wife. Be proud, Republicans. Be proud. OP by dawgmom: Name some cool things about being a cook in a zombie restaurant response #4 by MilesColtrane: When zombies try to "dine and dash"... ...you can always catch them. response #5 by JustABozoOnThisBus: When a customer comes into the kitchen to complain they stop, gape, and back out of the kitchen real slow and easy like. I never hear complaints. :hi: response #11 by El Fuego: If a chef chops off a finger and it winds up in a salad, they charge extra. response #12 by dawgmom: Excuse me, waiter -- there's a finger in my soup Alternately: Excuse me waiter, but did you just give me the finger? Thank you. response #17 by arcadian: The menu IS the clientele. On a thread by bookman: Tucker Bounds on MSNBC now. He is a tool. response #4 by underpants: Who owned him this time? the copying machine? response #9 by Labors of Hercules: For some reason, every time he starts talking... My TV mysteriously turns itself off. I just can't figure it out. :shrug: On a thread by Taverner: So what should be GothLaraMN's new name? response #3 by Symarip: It's easy "Dark" or "Black" first, pet owned last. I would be 'Dark Haydes'. I'm so goth, I shit bats. OP by Skidmore: Jim Vandehie on MSNBC says people need to know what Obama "did in the 60s." Jim needs to be informed that Obama was probably doing his homework and playing games with his friends then. response #5 by FrenchieCat: Well, In 1961, he was busy being born! LOL! response #11 by SunsetDreams: lmaoooooooooo Obama road his tricycle to the Pentagon, with a bomb in the little basket, and let her loose! response #16 by rucky: I hear he was doing some serious kindergarten. response #22 by mohc: Exactly what was he doing... ...those 9 months in his mother's womb? Why was Barack Obama hiding? Can we trust a man that would hide like that? response #41 by BlueDogDemocratNH: My friends, I didn't have a womb in the 1960s... response #26 by Bleachers7: He spent a couple years sucking at the teat of Americans Well, one american in particular. response #47 by JBoy: I heard Obama was seen running with scissors. response #49 by JNelson6563: Yeah, like me, his time in the 60's was wild Teething, diapers, starting kindergarten...it was a wild and crazy time. response #54 by Snarkoleptic: Organizing a community of preschoolers? response #66 by rufus dog: Being born in 1962 here are my big events from the 60's 62 to 64 - Shit on myself occasionally 65 - ran away from senile/overbearing Grand Mother causing my mother to have to leave work to find me hiding in bushes at neighbors house. Learned not to make Mom have to leave work. 66 - drove my tractor/tricycle into pool. Learned to ride tractor in driveway. 67 - went to Kindergarten, took naps, drank juice, crashed bike into back of 59 Ford Pickup. Learned to watch where I was going and people are protective of 59 Ford Pickups. 68 - first grade, kicked shoe into air, causing other kids to laugh, kept doing it until it hit Heather (unknown last name) in the head. Got in trouble with teacher. Scratched older brothers Paperback Writer 45, he was pissed, gave me indian burns and pink belly, should thank me now. Crashed bike messing around construction site, received minor concussion, learned not to ride bike down big dirt hills like the HS kids were doing. 69 - played tackle football with 7th and 8th graders, broke collarbone, learned not to play football with anyone over 12. This from a kid who had brothers going off to service so I was likely much more aware of current events, and other than RFK getting shot and my Mother breaking down in tears, and the Apollo moon landing, everything was pretty damn self focused. response #68 by zulchzulu: Potty training! Playing with beach toys! Spilling food! The TERRIBLE TWO's!!!! response #95 by DefenseLawyer: In the 60's Barack Obama drank the kool-aid! Seriously. He also ate the peanut butter and jelly. response #124 by Oregonian: Who can forget that infamous protest in '64, the "Refusal to Potty Train" incident Really, it shows his anti-plumbing agenda started at an early age. GDP, October 6, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7335156 OP by TygrBright: "OMG! We said 'Hussein!' We said 'Barack Hussein Obama!'" "OMG.... So sorry! We never should have said, 'Barack Hussein Obama!' It was terribly inappropriate to say 'Hussein,' as in, 'Barack Hussein Obama.' We TOTALLY apologize for saying 'Barack Hussein Obama!' That was very bad of us." "Seriously. We never should have said 'Hussein,' as in, 'Barack Hussein Obama.' We will tell everyone associated with our campaign that they must never refer to our opponent as 'Barack Hussein Obama,' only as 'Barack Obama.' No 'Hussein.' Really." "In the future we expect our campaign not to repeat the mistake of saying 'Barack Hussein Obama' and we will delete all references to the name 'Hussein' from our materials. It was grievously unfair for us to remind people that our opponent's middle name is a common MUSLIM name like 'Hussein,' which lots of Islamic extremist terrorists are called, when of course we would never imply that our opponent had any connection to Islamic extremist terrorists because of the middle name 'Hussein.' We want that to be very clear." "So we will never refer to the Senator as Barack 'Hussein' Obama again, and we expect everyone to respect our decision to avoid using the Senator's middle name 'Hussein,' and likewise eliminate that reference from their speeches, etc." "Got that, everyone? We're SORRY we said 'Hussein', and we will never say 'Barack Hussein Obama' again, and we hope everyone will forget that we ever said 'Barack Hussein Obama', and will likewise refrain from referring to the Senator as 'Barack Hussein Obama.' NO MORE HUSSEIN!" "Really!!!" "We Promise!!" ironically, Bright On a thread by grannylib: Rachel is bringing up the "kill him" loony from Caribou Barbie's little rally response #1 by tblue: Good. How different is a Palin rally from a KKK rally? response #3 by Rosco T.: Lipstick OP by percussivemadness: Whats the difference between McCain and the Dow? McCain can only drop another 39 points.... response #1 by billyoc: The Dow COULD come back... :rofl: response #4 by NoGOPZone: The Dow's younger? nt response #6 by MindPilot: One is a highly volatile figure that often crashes the other is a market index. response #9 by XemaSab: One is a tool operated by the wealthy elite to make themselves wealthier the other is a market index. response #12 by malaise: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm I thought it was the letter P. response #13 by originalpckelly: Everyone wants a rally of the Dow... McCain rallies, well not so much. Sort of a roundabout setup here: On a thread by JackRiddler: Ha, Doomsayers: Dollar up, oil down! response #2 by El Pinko: The dollar is not up - the euro is DOWN because Europe is collapsing. response #6 by JackRiddler: Isn't Europe "collapsing" largely due to its exposure to the American crisis? response #8 by El Pinko: Naw, it's collapsing out of jealousy of our awesome "bailout"... :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: OP by Philosoraptor: 'The Monster Crash', just in time for Halloween I was working on Wall Street late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight Inflation and panic began to rise And suddenly to the nation's surprise They did the crash They did the monster crash The monster crash It was a bail out smash They did the crash It turned savings into trash They did the crash They did the Wall Street crash From my office suite on old K Street To the Stock Exchange where the vampires meet The ghouls all came from their luxury abodes To grab what they can before the market explodes They did the crash They did the monster crash The monster crash It was a bail out smash They did the crash It turned savings into trash They did the crash They did the Wall Street crash The republicans were having fun The gluttony had just begun The guests included Cheney Old man Bush and his son Out from his coffin, Reagan's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the lid and shook his fist And said, "Whatever happened to my Trickle Down Twist?" They did the crash They did the monster crash The monster crash It was a bail out smash They did the crash It turned savings into trash They did the crash They did the Wall Street crash On a thread by NeilSTL: St. Louis priest compares Obama to Hitler response #2 by NoPasaran: I KNEW Obama never should have annexed the Sudetenland OP by Wiley50: I'm Convinced: MORANISM IS A RELIGON. Help me Compile the Commandments Moses received his Commandments from a burning bush upon a mountain Fast forward 5000 years I'm getting these from flaming assholes on the internet #1 Thou shall not think (at least not critically) #2 Thou shall not check your spelling, ever come on folks, I need help. Who knows maybe we can prophet from this response #1 by mcctatas: ... Thou shalt not take the name of Ronnie Reagan in vain? response #10 by Steve_DeShazer: OUR RELIGON IS BETTER THAN YOURS Repent or dye. Chaos or Devine Odor? response #26 by Tierra_y_Libertad: Thou shall eat pretzels and speak gibberish when troubled by thine enemies. response #27 by beac: Thou shalt break many of the original 'Commandments', then Repent, Rinse and Repeat. IOKIYAR. response #29 by JenniferZ: Thou shalt not kill unless you just want to, or you need their money, or you need their oil, or they're not Christian. response #32 by Holly_Hobby: Thou shall not cast asparagus :) response #34 by kingofalldems: Thou shalt dwell in thy mother's basement response #36 by DearAbby: Thou shalt lay around in thy parent's basement in grimey fruit of the looms, with one small kiwi hanging out, while cruising the internet for new exciting Palin pictures. response #39 by Cobalt Violet: Thou shall call yourself "Joe SixPack" or "Hockey Mom" OP by WCGreen: I use to be watcha call a Joe Sixpack.... Now I'm off the wagon. Oh, yea, on the wagon. Nah, I ain't found Jesus or got myself all up and in with them touchy feely types of reforms. I ain't got personal issues and if I did I wouldn't tell a mees o strangers all about them would I... It's just I cain't afford no more six packs. You see I was partial to them Bud Lights, I gotta watch my figure, if you know what I mean, girls... *wink* Anyway, they done sold my beer to them commies over there in Erope somewheres or another. I ain't gonna drink no foreign beer no matter what they tell me. Do I look like I drink Import beer? HEll no... So I go out lookin' for some beer I can afford and is still made her in the US of A. Turns out all the Missus is gonna give me is enough for a quart. A quart of beer. HEll that's like drinkin' what.. How many beers goes into a quart. I wasn't never no good at cypherin'. Two! Lord Jesus up above. That ain't right. Them gov'ment folks have put us all out of work without enuff money to drown the sorrows, so to speak. So the next time you heres them fancy dancy folks on the cable TV talkin' and yammerin' on about Joe Six Pack, tell 'em they can call me Carl Quart, cause that's all I kin afford now. And you know what. It's them democrats fault. What with their fingers in the air drinkin' that sissy shit like the Mirlot or the chablis, didn't he use to playt first base for them Yankees? Seems to me he did. Figures more liebrul stuff outta New York. Well, I'm gonna watch that there de-bate tonight. I hope that guy wins. That war hero guy. response #7 by Hardhead: Hold on thar, Dubya-Cee: Ah believe you spelt a word wrong It's shableez! :rofl: response #9 by WCGreen: Dag Nabbit... response #10 by MissMarple: Well, my dear ol' Aunt Fanny! You dun mispeled hee-row. Just thot yu'd wont to no. Yu betcha. response #11 by WCGreen: Thank ya kind lee OP by Gato Moteado: i've said it before...i can't vote for a guy whose name sounds like a terrorist i know it will piss off the more sensitive folks here, but McCain sounds too much like McVeigh, the domestic terrorist. and whenever i think of mccain, i think of mcveigh and i'm sorry to offend anyone but i'm just not voting for a terrorist like mccain. OP by AzNick: If you play a drinking game on "my friends", stop IMMEDIATELY I am an alcohol poisoning survivor and it damaged my liver so much that I had been ordered to quit alcohol completely. Ok, since you must all be passed out on your couch or on your way to the ER, now, you probably missed this public announcement address. Or you ran out of booze already. response #6 by foo_bar: friends don't let friends play "my friends" On a thread by Mike Daniels: O.K. I'm stumped. What's a real town hall supposed to be like? Because from what I saw it seemed to be a town hall meeting as far as I understand it. Granted there was a moderator but the questions seemed to come from general citizens. They sure weren't written or spoken like they came from campaign/debate staff. response #1 by Bicoastal: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN A REAL HALL IN A REAL TOWN!! Nashville ain't a town, it's a cotton-pickin' city! And that weren't a hall, it was a dadblaggit auditorium! And THAT'S why I lost! Now get the hell off my lawn, whippersnappers!! response #2 by TwoSparkles: McCain is a grumpy old man who complains.... ...about everything--where ever he goes! At the bank... "ATM machines! All of these damn buttons!" At the movie theater... "Damn air conditioner. It's freezing in here and I only have two cardigans on!" At the mall... "Damn hooligans working at Chick-Fil-A....think they own the damn world!" At the restaurant... "What do you mean, Applebee's doesn't have gravy? What good are ya anyway?" response #11 by sakura: "And what's with all these buttons on the telephone? In my day, we turned the crank and asked the operator for Murrayhill seven- oh- five!" response #3 by BeyondGeography: Only John McCain knows He is, after all, the master of the format. response #5 by Occam Bandage: 1. McCain should be the only candidate present. 2. There should be no moderator present to restrain McCain from speaking at length about whatever he feels like. 3. The only voters present should be hand-selected McCain supporters. response #7 by dicksteele: 4: All recordings of the event must be edited by McCain staff before public release. nm response #9 by TheDonkey: McTroll sitting in a reclining chair getting canned questions from paid staffers in an audience of supporters. Now THAT is a real deal joe 6pack townhall. response #10 by DefenseLawyer: Otis should be in the cell. I believe the mayor's office is upstairs. OP by swampg8r: whgy digd o olau the dringink game with ma frens? ma frens ......kjgdh jwyoiueqb ajhk oh ma got am fugked up On a thread by Emit: Cindy McCain: Sen. Barack Obama has "waged the dirtiest campaign in American history,” unnumbered response by Happyhippychick: She says that about all the people who wipe the floor with her husband. response #7 by Cirque du So-What: I think Cindy needs to be kept far away from the pharmacy in that children's hospital, but if she should happen to accidentally ingest some anti-psychotic meds, that may not be such a bad thing. response #15 by zulchzulu: You mean Condy McCain, the pill-poppin' wench who also has ties to the Keating Five? Her? :rofl: response #22 by kestrel91316: In what respect, Cindy? GDP, October 7, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7361766 Poll question by XemaSab: Most racist moment of the debate Referring to Barack as "that one," or telling a young black man that he wouldn't have expected him to have heard of Fannie and Freddie. Both of them... truly astonishing. :wow: :bluebox: "That one." :bluebox: Being GROSSLY condescending to a black questioner. :bluebox: OMG! I'm so offended I can't decide! :bluebox: I am a FReeper and I don't see a problem with either comment. GDP, October 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7364405 OP by VoodooGuru: humor: What is the difference between Freepers and zombies? Both are scary, and while neither has brains, zombies actually WANT them. response #5 by Gato Moteado: lipstick? response #14 by VeggieTart: zombies are better box office...n/t OP by nadine_mn: My experience as an undecided voter... Hi I was asked by Fox News to particpate in their viewer panel to watch last night's debate. I was paid $500 in FoxCash (for use at participating FoxStores - which seem to sell some weird stuff: I ended up purchasing a Bill O'Loufah and bath wash, Don't Block the Shot target, rifle and bullets - a great gift for my 5 year old, several copies of O'Reileys books - I am thinking of using them as doorstops, and a Sean Hannity paperweight shaped like a brain? hard to tell its really small, must be used for post-it notes). With me was an African-American woman, ShaQuota Tokena, I think they said her name was...I'm not sure, those crazy Blacks with their ethnic names, like LaToya,Shaquille, and Osama...oops Obama (I get them confused!! Obama - Biden, Osama Bin Laden - its so similar). There was also an Oriental (or do they prefer to be called Chinese?) man (although he looked white to me... but O'Reilley kept calling him Pinh Hede), but he left early. He asked if he could have his $500 in Zimbabwe dollars because their economy is more stable and he was escorted out. He must have needed the money for a new car because when he left it sounded like a car backfiring or something. I knew he was joking... there aren't any countries that start with Z... we all had a good laugh. We were told that represented a cross-section of America - I represented the Self-Centered Apathetic Taxpayer (they call me SCAT for short - isn't that cute? like cat with an s!) and we were given these hand-held controls and we were told to turn the dial when we agreed or disagreed with what the candidates said. I really felt bad for the US soldier recently back from his 5th tour in Iran (he really loves our country!), he arrived in a wheelchair and had lost an arm, both legs, and most of the use of his remaining hand. He was struggling with the dial, he kept trying to turn it up for Obama when he mentioned ending the war, a Fox staffer came to help but he must have been looking at it upside down because he turned the dial down for Obama when the vet wanted it up, and up for McCain when he wanted down. That brave vet left early too... can you believe his dedication?? Someone from the Army came and said he was up for another tour - when we pointed out that he was handicapped, the Army man said "His trigger finger still works". And Bless his heart, that vet was so excited to serve, he actually leapt out of his wheelchair and tried to fling himself onto a bus. There was something wrong with my handset. Whenever I tried to rate that nice colored man high, I got an electric shock. I really liked what he had to say, he seemed very smart and so healthy! Mr. McCain I think had a mild stroke during the debate, he kept gasping and whispering, and seemed to have a hard time standing. But that time in the POW camp really gave him some moxie... he kept at it! He even made a couple of jokes - the economy can't be bad if he can laugh. I wasn't the only one who had a problem with the handset. There was one undecided, his name was Richard (or Dick as we called him) - he seemed a little grumpy and he looked familiar, who turned the dial so low when McCain mentioned that he and Cindy were going to buy up all the bad mortgages (how nice!), he got some type of shock. The Fox staffers said his pacemaker went bad - and truthfully he really did look bad - he paled considerably when that guy's car backfired and shouted "It wasn't me this time". Poor guy, he must have served in a war because that looked like some PMS or PTSD or whatever. Because so many of the original panel members left (that poor Mexican woman looked so scared - she must have worried she was about to be deported. Her english was flawless, and I guess she is a professor of physics at the University. She said she was born here but you never know - they will say anything to steal our jobs), a few Fox interns came and took their place. A couple of the male interns must have had cancer (how brave!) because they were completely bald... ShaQuota called them skinheads... which I thought was cruel. But I will say this, I like that McCain is going to lower our taxes. I am so tired of paying taxes on everything! I rated McCain really high everytime he said Obama would raise our taxes. Our government needs to stay out of my pocketbook and get to work on fixing our roads, improving our health care, and fighting the war on terror. They have the money, they just wrote a $700 billion check, I don't understand why my income tax matters - its nothing compared to what they spend. I have learned a lot about the campaigns from watching their informercial ads on tv. McCain is a maverick - not sure what that means - and Obama is a terrorist I guess. Well thats what that woman says, I saw a clip of her speech on the Fox News while I was getting ready to watch "Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader". I love that show - whoever says our education system is failing needs to watch that show!! Those kids are so smart - they beat me everytime! After the debate, this SCAT is going to vote for "that one" - he just seemed to have a nicer smile and looked so nice. And you know even though McCain kept calling us his friends, he didn't stay very long to talk to us or shake hands. OOOps still got a tremor from the handset shocks... And just in case you did not know this has been :sarcasm: OP by jpgray: First they came for those who rewrite Niemoller, And I didn't speak up, Because I don't rewrite Niemoller. Then they came for those who rewrite pop song lyrics, And i didn't speak up, Because I don't rewrite pop song lyrics. Then they came for those who add "gate" to everything And I didn't speak up, Because I don't add "gate" to everything. Then they came for me, And by that time there was no one Left to mawkishly trivialize it. On a thread by Bucky: Newsweek fucks up history: "America's 'Lost Monarchy'" But there's an Obama connection! response #8 by yibbehobba: Dude, Newsweek fucks up news. That magazine is terrible. Unfortunately, so are all of the other American news magazines. My grandmother has a subscription to US News and I end up reading it (on the toilet) whenever I'm back in the states. It's like being beaten over the head repeatedly with a block of frozen stupid wrapped in a dishrag. On a thread by madfloridian: Todd and Sarah: ""Chosen Vessels of God." "Just hours before last week's vice-presidential debate, Stephen Strang, founder of the Charisma publishing giant, highlighted an account by an Ohio pastor who claimed to have had a revelation of Palin as Esther. Pastor Mark Arnold, of Life Covenant Church in Monroe, Ohio, approached Todd and Sarah Palin at a campaign stop in Lebanon, Ohio, and made them cry with his prophecy of Palin as Esther. Arnold claims that God told him to tell Palin, who encountered him in the rope line, that 'God wants you to know that you are a present day Esther!' Palin, Arnold says, immediately began to cry..." response #9 by jberryhill: She's an Ester? Figures she'd be an oil refining by-product. Some of those volatile esters are carcinogenic, aren't they? And here I thought she was just an inorganic radical. OP by Redbear: I was surprised at the level of diversity at McCain rally in PA today. They had white people with brown hair, white people with blond hair, and white people with gray hair. OP by mb7588a: The Debate in Smilies TB: Good evening everybody. I'm Tom Brokaw and I love John McCain. :pals: TB: Tonight, we're joined by Barack Obama. :headbang: TB: And my hero, a damn fine man who you should vote for, John McCain. :patriot: TB: So, everybody STFU other than right now, and let's bring 'em out. :applause: TB: Oliver "He's Black" Clark over there, you have a question?! :-( Oli: What are you going to do about this shitty economy? :shrug: Mac: ...but you wouldn't know anything about Fannie and Freddie. :thumbsup: Audience: :wow: Oli: :grr: TB: Sen. McCain, in all candor, do you think the economy is going to get worse before it gets better? Mac: Oh Tom, don't ask me such hard ones. :pals: TB: OK no problem buddy. :loveya: Could you tell me if you'd put health, energy, or entitlement reform first? BO: OOO I know, Tom. Call on me! Call on me! :think: :bounce: :think: Mac: :boring: TB: Senator McCain!!! Your question. Mac: Huh? What? The three things were... uhh... what? Let me write them down. I can't remember anything. What did I say about hard questions damnit. :scared: BO: :hi: I'm here too! TB: Shut up! WE HAVE A TIME LIMIT! No time for you... :spank: Mac: It's like he's trying to nail Jell-O to the wall. :rofl: BO: :wtf: Mac: Uh, but what was the fine? :hurts: TB: :spray: BO: :wtf: Can I have a followup to that? TB: Gentlemen, you may not have noticed, but we have lights around here. They have red and green and yellow and they are to signal- BO: :argh: -I'm just trying to keep up with Grandpa's rambling! Mac: :boring: TB: Should we fund a Manhattan-like project for energy? Mac: More bombs? FUCK YEAH, TOM! Bomb bomb bommmmb... bomb bomb Barack! :nuke: BO: You keep singing your silly little songs. Talk softly. Heh. Like hell you do! :kick: TB: For the love of christ! We have lights! :puffpiece: Is health care a right or what? Mac: Health what? :scared: BO: It's a right and he's wrong! :banghead: TB: Could you guys explain the Obama and McCain Doctrines? :eyes: BO: We have moral obligations to the world. We have to stop Darfur. :smoke: Mac: No more holocausts! :woohoo: TB: Um. Ok. Senator McCain, this question is for you and it's from the Internet. :) Mac: The what? :shrug: TB: What can we do about Russia? Mac: ...three letters in his eyes: K - G - B. :tinfoilhat: :scared: TB: Senator Obama, we're getting low on time to keep it short OK? What about Russia? BO: Well, the resurgence of Russia is one of the central... TB: STOP! TIME'S UP fool! Mac: :popcorn: TB: Is the evil empire back? Will we need a greatest generation to fight 'er off!? :patriot: I need a new book deal! BO: They've done evil things, that's for sure. :thumbsdown: Mac: :boring: Maybe? TB: What can we do about energy? Mac: ...I didn't vote for the Bush/Cheney plan, it was THAT ONE! He's the negro that stole your hybrid! BO: :wtf: TB: Terry, you have a question. You were in the Navy. God bless you! Terry: What are we going to do if Israel is attacked? Mac: You were in the Navy? :yourock: Oh my God! Let me feel your junk. WOW! That's a humdinger of a battleship, I'd say. Let's make out after this OK? Tom! All hands on dick. Want to join? Let's get on this guy! :grouphug: To answer your question, Terry... No more holocausts! We'd bomb the shit out of Iran. Bomb bomb bomb... bomb bomb Barack! :nuke: BO: I'll do everything I can to prevent it. We can use diplomacy for once... but we can't take military options off the table of course. :sarcasm: TB: Ok. It's over. HEY! Get the fuck out of my way. I'm supposed to be reading. BO: :woohoo: Who wants a picture? Who wants to shake hands? John? Shake my hand? Mac: :dilemma: Nah, shake Cindy's. BO: :wtf: Mac: We gotta get out of here. Terry! Tom! Let's go! Cindy, go home, you c***. :yoiks: OP by msallied: Okay, so I gots me a theory about McPooForBrains He HATES the Republican Party. Yeah, that's it! He knows he's at the end of his career, entering his twilight years. He has seen his party be taken over by religious zealots and Big Government spenders. So he decides, in a fit of Mavericky rage to do everything possible to destroy the party he thinks has been corrupted by embarking on a giant Kamikaze mission of Mavericktude! It's not about winning; it's about revenge! Why should he care about what happens? He's 72, a millionaire, and probably dying anyway, so what does he really have to lose here? He is the self-ordained puppetmaster of GOP destruction! He's taking down the party that ruined him eight years ago! He's making like Thelma and Louise and gunning the engine of this busted up ride over the cliff side in the hopes that maybe one day, whatever springs forth from the ashes of this phoenix of ineptitude will look at him as something of a hero. He's the man who destroyed the Republican Party so that he may save it! He's like Ras al Ghul from Batman! What do ya think? Is that Mavericky enough for ya? LOL response #1 by Bicoastal: He's founding the Maverick Party for fellow Mavericks who love Amavericka. Maverick maverick maverick OP by underpants: McCain and Palin are doing "Donnie and Marie" act on CNN I'm not kidding. He answers part of a question and she answers the rest. Back and forth. A little bit country and a little bit rockin' chair On a thread by catgirl: Don't mess with scientists, McCain! "In the debate, McCain portrayed Barack Obama as an excessive spender, and he punctuated his attack (twice) with this example: 'voted for nearly a billion dollars in pork barrel earmark projects, including, by the way, $3 million for an overhead projector at a planetarium in Chicago, Illinois. My friends, do we need to spend that kind of money.' Turns out, a lot of people think we do. This is no ordinary overhead projector from your 5th grade classroom. The blog Cosmic Variance sums it up: 'If you've ever had the pleasure of visiting the Adler Planetarium, you'd probably guess that the 'overhead projector' he's talking about is the spectacular 'Sky Theater' -- one of the most engrossing, gorgeous venues for displaying visuals about space...'" response #1 by chaplainM: If the Sky Theater is an overhead projector... ...then Fermilab is a go-Kart track. response #9 by damonm: And SLAC (Stanford Linear Accelerator) is a dragstrip... response #13 by wryter2000: And The Hubble telescope is a magnifying glass. On a thread by nomorewhopper: Palin dropping ceremonial puck at Philly Flyers home opener AND WILL BE BOOED. LOUDLY. response #18 by BlueDogDemocratNH: "Things that won't end well" for $500, Alex Bimbo + Philly sports fans + beer = entertainment On a thread by FVZA_Colonel: Did McCain seriously just say this? ... apparently on ABC World News McCain told Charles Gibson that Obama's career was started "by two washed-up old terrorists who are unrepentant about wanting to destroy America." response #1 by BrklynLiberal: I think the thing that is eating his brain has finished its meal...there is nothing left. Poll question by CreekDog: Do you occasionally post while drunk? :bluebox: Yes :bluebox: No :bluebox: What's occasionally? : eyes : response #6 by WannaJumpMyScooter: I occasionally post sober does that make me a bad person? response #13 by LeftyMom: I'm actually this strange sober. The Lounge, October 9, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8151886 Poll question by Ava: What is Sarah Palin's favorite color? :bluebox: yes :bluebox: no :bluebox: maverick :bluebox: Sarah Palin is a dingbat The Lounge, October 9, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8153820 OP by jberryhill: New Bombshell To Be Announced By McCain Campaign - Brace Yourselves... McCain plans to announce tomorrow that his campaign researchers have just discovered that Senator Obama might not be white. response #2 by meowomon: Here is McCain's October Surprise The real October Surprise is that Barack Obama is the secret love child of Yasser Arafat and Rosa Parks. He was conceived in a lab in Hawaii by a sleeper cell with ties to Iran and Syria. Many other darker skinned politicians are "Manchurian jihadists" as well and their names will be forthcoming on November 5th. So vote for McCain! You know. The safe white guy. Hey McLame! If you use this do I get a royalty? On a thread by napi21: Hartmann just said 7/11 has your choice of presidential cups for your coffee... response #6 by Wetzelbill: Democrats, always exploiting 7/11 for political gain. On a thread by The Night Owl: Crazed Pastor claims Palins cried upon hearing message he gave them in Ohio... "... It was at this moment Sarah Palin, reached out for me to help her up and as I was assisting her to stand was now face to face with her and GOD said, 'Open up your Mouth and I will fill it...'" response #2 by MercutioATC: "Open up your Mouth and I will fill it."????? Jesus, it's too early in the morning for this stuff... response #3 by JohnMcCant2008: Thank God I'm an atheist. OP by philboy: How I plan on dealing with the economic crisis tomorrow. 5 AM - awaken. 0507 - Reach over to nightstand for whiskey bottle. Do two shots. 0509 - Urinate. Run wet washcloth over face. Brush teeth. 0510 - two more shots of whiskey 0515 - put on underwear, black socks, and dress shoes. Nothing else. 0517 - sit at computer and start reading financial news. 3 more shots. 0530 - Breakfast. Doritos and a baloney sandwich. 0600 - 0930 - Continue reading financial news and drinking whiskey. Cry profusely. Check 401k balance. 0930 - 1200 - monitor stock market closely at computer. Beer with left hand, whiskey with right. Continue crying. Call old friends up and merely say "Iths all over man, iths all fugging over"" and hang up. 1201 - 1230 - Lunch. Whiskey, beer, and 45 slices of American cheese. 1231 - 400 - watch the market drop 2900 points in a drunken haze. Giggle inappropriately. Check 401k balance online and notice it now has a negative balance. 401 - market has closed. 402 - Morphine enema. While giving myself the enema, watch CNBC and take notice of how annoying Maria Buttafuaco Bartoroma's voice is. 430 - Dinner. Suck on raw frozen chicken wings, un-thawed. Blueberry pop tart with mustard for dessert. 431 - 930 - the real drinking begins. 931 - bed time. On a thread by Contrary1: Palin has been cleared of any wrongdoing in abuse of power probe... By the McCain Campaign. These guys are unbelievable... response #1 by GloriaSmith: I hear that Famous Person agrees :rofl: Some fun with popular old email forwards: OP by babylonsister: Something to Consider OP by NYCALIZ: Investment forecast email forwarded And some nice graphics from 236.com OP by Youphemism: A few creative Obama campaign posters and a debate photo...  OP by DarienComp: Sarah Palin explains her qualifications to be VP through the power of breakbeat.  On a locked thread: Rape rape rape rape rape McCain (metaphoricaly speaking, of course) response #11 by The Magistrate: Locking "Comedy is best left to professionals." On a locked thread by the late Obamarulz11: DELETE MY ACCOUNT... response #84 by wakemeupwhenitsover: Deleted. Don't say that the mods can't follow directions. best, wakemeupwhenitsover  On a thread by GloriaSmith: OMG! Famous Person thought Palin was the star last night! response #10 by CrownPrinceBandar response #14 by FatDave response #21 by ByTheRiver response #24 by WakeMeUp GDP, October 3, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7305485 OP by Bucky: My new wink collection response #3 by blogslut GDP, October 3, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7306679 OP by blogslut: Be afraid. Be very afraid. WARNING - Disturbing Images response #1 by babylonsister GDP, October 3, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7307360 And a variation on the above: OP by Bucky: A chorus of "Baahp. Beep. Baahp. Beep. Baahp. Beep. Baahp. Beep. Baahp. Beep." response #6 by Bucky response #9 by jazzjunkysue GDP, October 3, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7307247 OP by rug: This is a maverick. response #4 by Swamp Rat response #6 by maxpower response #7 by JBoy response #9 by jhuth response #17 by rateyes GD, October 3, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4165712 On a thread by Seen the light: Sarah Palin's youngest daughter isn't so nice response #123 by Bucky The Lounge, October 3, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8143326 On a thread by skypuddle: If the Republicans steal this election, I'm leaving the U.S. forever. What do you plan to do? response #2 by Orrex response #7 by skypuddle response #15 by Orrex GD, October 3, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4165642 On a thread by mw: My word/def made the front page of Colbert's Wikiality! response #13 by Gregorian GDP, October 4, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7317330 On a thread by ThePhoenix: Palin Misquotes Albright response #2 by bob_weaver Editorials & Other Articles, October 5, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x390664 On a thread by WannaJumpMyScooter: Anyone post this little chart yet? response #4 by BrotherBuzz GD, October 5, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4172028 On a thread by FlyingSquirrel: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz response #7 by gogogoddess1988 GDP, October 5, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7319776 On a thread by Omaha Steve: WATCH LIVE! Sarah Palin rally in Omaha response #30 by frickaline GDP, October 5, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7325625 On a thread by Bluebear: Some idiot losers will buy ANYTHING. response #2 by Starbucks Anarchist response #8 by TWriterD response #18 by kayakjohnny GD, October 5, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4172190 OP by LSK: Breaking!!! McCain campaign event photos!!! GDP, October 6, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7332949 On a thread by Skidmore: Jim Vandehie on MSNBC says people need to know what Obama "did in the 60s." response #17 by BeyondGeography response #63 by Writer response #78 by alcibiades_mystery response #82 by IDemo response #86 by esuna response #118 by MPK response #126 by vanderRock GDP, October 6, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7335156 OP by hootinholler: That was really nice for Ayers to take Obama and family and a babysitter to the Bahamas... GDP, October 6, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7339258 OP by ThePhoenix: Image: The Best Quote Ever GD, October 6, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4182579 OP by LVZ: Deputy Mayor Finds Eighty-Million-Year-Old Fossil responses #2, #5 & #7 by LVZ response #4 by hlthe2b response #8 by Oregonian GDP, October 7, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7341880 On a thread by Emit: Cindy McCain: Sen. Barack Obama has "waged the dirtiest campaign in American history,” response #30 by kwolf68 GDP, October 7, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7361766 On a thread by TwoSparkles: Can you imagine what it's like inside response #1 by billyoc GDP, October 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7371062 OP by Dangerously Amused: omg wtf palin? GDP, October 9, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7388444 On a thread by cat_girl25: Caption Gov. Sarah Palin response #14 by bob_weaver response #15 by leftofthedial response #25 by auburngrad82 response #29 by beac GD, October 9, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4206393 OP by zulchzulu: I couldn't resist...it had to be done... GDP, October 10, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7397548 |
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Fri Oct-10-08 09:05 PM Response to Original message |
| 10. Wow, thanks for the DUzy! |
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Fri Oct-10-08 09:38 PM Response to Original message |
| 11. What a week and after all the Friday gifts I won a DUzy |
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Fri Oct-10-08 09:55 PM Response to Original message |
| 12. JeffR, thank you very much for another potent batch. |
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Fri Oct-10-08 09:56 PM Response to Original message |
| 13. Kickin' for giggles |
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Fri Oct-10-08 10:04 PM Response to Original message |
| 14. k&r -- because the DUzys make life just a little more bearable... (nt) |
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Fri Oct-10-08 11:05 PM Response to Original message |
| 15. tks for the hard work |
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Fri Oct-10-08 11:56 PM Response to Original message |
| 16. oh, wow! I gotta DUzy!!! I'd like to thank the Academy... and a whole lot of other people... |
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Sat Oct-11-08 01:14 AM Response to Original message |
| 17. kick & rec |
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Sat Oct-11-08 02:02 AM Response to Original message |
| 18. Sweetness, JeffR, sweetness |
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Sat Oct-11-08 02:08 AM Response to Original message |
| 19. Hahaha great stuff! Thanks for keeping me up an hour later than I intended :D n/t |
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Sat Oct-11-08 06:04 AM Response to Original message |
| 20. WCGreen is a genius... also the debate smiley thread was awesome |
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Sat Oct-11-08 07:21 AM Response to Original message |
| 21. K & R! |
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Sat Oct-11-08 07:39 AM Response to Original message |
| 22. These are great! Thanks Jeff& everybody. |
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Sat Oct-11-08 08:37 AM Response to Original message |
| 23. Another yuk filled laff fest... |
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Sat Oct-11-08 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
| 24. Checking in late |
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Sat Oct-11-08 12:28 PM Response to Original message |
| 25. K&R as always! n/t |
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Sat Oct-11-08 01:41 PM Response to Original message |
| 26. I won a DUzy ---Thanks! |
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Sat Oct-11-08 02:09 PM Response to Original message |
| 27. Thank you, Bay Buchannan, for my 5th DUzy! I'm gonna miss you on 11/5! |
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Sat Oct-11-08 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
| 28. Thank you! |
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Sat Oct-11-08 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
| 29. Well Golly Geeeee |
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Sat Oct-11-08 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
| 30. Kick. Recc. |
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