Cease and Desist you Old Fart!!!

[guitar man]

An offering to lighten the mood a bit, this is hilarious! :rofl:

[boobooday]

1. Straight talk express!!!!!

:rofl:

I do have to say I'm not happy about being asked to imagine the McCain's sexual activities.

:puke:

[guitar man]

4. sorry about that part :(

But the Bill Engvall "Can't Keep my Wang Out 'O The goat" just kills me! :spray:

[ClusterFreak]

2. ***jaw drops***

:wow:

:spray:

:rofl:

:hide:

:yoiks:

[wryter2000]

3. I wish my husband were alive to read this

Heart was his favorite rock band. He'd love this!

[guitar man]

11. aww, I wish he were too

:hug:

[wryter2000]

12. Thanks

:pals:

[hogwyld]

5. Thanks for the laught!!

This is the real straight talk express!

[guitar man]

6. :)

:hi:

[hogwyld]

7. Where was this from?

I'd like to spread the wealth to others. :evilgrin:

[guitar man]

8. I found it on a musicians BBS

According to one of the posters, it is from a Seattle publication called "The Stranger". I'm sure it's a parody, but it's one of the funniest things I have read in along time. :D

[Raven]

9. Just exactly what is an "old fart"? Think of it...a really big, smelly

thing that got all gassed up and burst on the scene a long time ago and just hung around...in the air... and got old and putrid and rotten. Remind you of someone?

[guitar man]

10. yeah

:rofl:

[OakCliffDem]

13. Kick