Ooooohhh...someone registered Levi and Bristol on a wedding gift registry site

[rainbow4321]

No. Not kidding.


http://www5.jcpenney.com/jcp/GR2_RegistryList_View.aspx?storeRegNo=01233857&CmCatId

Welcome to Bristol and Levi's Registry!
Wedding Registry Gift List
Wedding Date: November 4, 2008

[leftstreet]

1. Meat Grinder!

:rofl:

[NCDem60]

9. Does JC Penny carry condoms?

[WorseBeforeBetter]

10. It's a little late for that... (n/t)

[trthnd4jstc]

2. Well I wish the two luck, and that her mom does not become the VP. n/t

[MsTryska]

3. *lmao* that's jsut wrong! nt

nt

[cliffordu]

4. Oh, yes. Yes it is....

:rofl:

[rainbow4321]

8. Heh, heh..."Sarah's blog"

The "wedding registry" link is in the right margin.


http://sarahpalin.typepad.com/


I know that people haven't seen to much of me in the last couple of days. I have been studying soooooo hard to be the next Vice President of America. Mr. McCain has all of his friends telling me what I should know about and what I should say when I talk to the media. I have to read a ton of stuff about places like Germany, Georgia (the country?! who knew?) and other places that I can't spell.

Well, Mr. McCain has asked his friend Mr. Liebermann to teach me all about the country of Israel and about foreign policy. It is kinda neat being around a minority other than Anthony. I have been learning so much about the Jewish peoples from Mr. Liebermann- did you know that Jewish people don't go to church?! They go to a 'sinagogue'. Did you also know that Jewish people don't go to there sinagogue on Sunday? Weird. Lastly, did you know that Jewish people don't believe that God sent Jesus to Earth to save us from our sins and that eternal salvation can only be achieved through accepting Jesus in your heart?! That is crazy! I asked Mr. Liebermann if he understood that by not believing in Jesus he was condeming himself to the eternal fires of hell. He said that he understood and then I told him to go to television and film superstar Kirk Cameron's website so that he could learn about God's grace. I hope he checks it out, because it really changed my life. It would be shame for Mr. Lieberann to go to hell, just because he doesn't love Jesus.

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[alittlelark]

5. It's gotta be a joke... but a great one!

:toast:

[arthritisR_US]

6. that somebody no doubt was Karl Rove. nt

[kestrel91316]

7. JC Penney????? Isn't THAT special?

[Political Tiger]

11. I'm surprised it's not Wal-Mart. n/t

[kestrel91316]

14. I was thinking more like Seven-Eleven.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

12. Ha ha ... tacky Precious Moments figurines.

They can display them in a curio cabinet next to the dead animals on the wall.

[MiniMe]

13. Isn't November 4 election day?

Hmmm

[Contrary1]

16. Yeah, they should change the magical date to a couple weeks later...

since Hocker Mom won't have anything going on then.

[Benhurst]

15. I thought they had already signed up for the wedding gift registry at NASCAR.

:shrug:

[chill_wind]

17. So.... we're directly targeting, satirizing, and ridiculing ... the kids themselves now?

eom

[intheflow]

18. So much camo!

Bedspreads, clothing... very funny! I also liked that so much of what was listed was marked down. Someone had a good time setting that up.