Michael Phelps has redeemed the Phelps brand name

[bluestateguy]

Now when people hear the name Phelps, they won't think of this despicable asshole:

[derby378]

1. I wanna see Michael challenge Fred to a butterfly race

Let's see how far Fred gets with that American flag tied around his ankle, slowing him down. Stupid anti-Semitic homohater.

[Berry Cool]

2. Actually I would not be surprised if Phred and his Phamily decided to picket Michael's homecoming,

especially if he gets a big parade or something.

After all, they have to protest the very idea that the world's greatest Olympic athlete of all time could possibly come from a country that doesn't put homosexuals to death for their "sins." And you know, Michael Phelps hasn't done nearly enough in the course of his career to condemn homosexuals. All he ever does is swim. Why, with that amazing body of his, who knows, he just might be...well, you can see how picketing anything he's involved with would be an absolute must for the Fred Phelps gang. If only to make it clear that they wish he would drown, to the greater glory of God. So should die all champions from countries that glorify Teh Gay!!!!

[Arnold Judas Rimmer]

3. But would they have the balls to actually walk around with signs that say...

...GOD HATES PHELPS!!

[tuckessee]

4. I hear they have these in the works...

GOD HATES MEN WHO SHAVE MORE THAN THEIR FACES

IT'S UNNATURAL TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN WATER

JEEZUS DON'T WEAR NO STRETCHY SKULL CAP

CHLORINE IS SATAN'S CREATION

PUBLIC BREASTSTROKING IS OBSCENE

[Arnold Judas Rimmer]

5. Well, sadly I'd probably agree with one of those

"CHLORINE IS SATAN'S CREATION"

At least in drinking water, it is. :puke: