Channeling Jeff Foxworthy. You might be a McCain voter if...

[ck4829]

You might be a McCain voter if you think that we've won in Iraq but if we pull out then we'll lose.

You might be a McCain voter if you think that the "surge" makes up for the disastrous invasion of Iraq.

You might be a McCain voter if you think that voting for things the Bush Administration 95% of the time and getting a rating of 83% from the American Conservative Union makes one a "maverick."

You might be a McCain voter if you think the correct Reverend Wright is crazy, but the apocalyptic preachers John Hagee and Rod Parsley are just "misunderstood."

You might be a McCain voter if you think the past eight years of terrorism, fear, right wing zealots running things, ignorance, quagmires, and a bad economy are worth it as long as those lib'ruls aren't out and about.

[treestar]

1. This post is a thing of great beauty!

:kick:

[rurallib]

2. ooo - ooo - let me play

You might be a McCain voter if you think:
- calling your opponent unpatriotic is not negative.
- owning 10 homes is normal
- cheating on one's wife can be excused if your a republican.
- ABBA is the cutting edge of music

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Or

You might be a McCain voter if you've never seen a dinosaur riding in a bus.

You might be a McCain voter if you've wondered how a senator grew another senator on his butt.

[norepubsin08]

4. You might be a McCain voter

if you think that voter fraud is rampant in the big cities,
but the Bush-vs-Gore SCOTUS decision was upholding the integrity of the electoral process.

[zbdent]

5. if you think that Dems/Liberals are for abortion and for killing babies

so that minority women can have multiple welfare babies and live forever unemployed and unemployable on welfare while they put their babies in daycare while they're working ...

:eyes: :silly:

[yardwork]

6. You might be a McCain voter if you think that the biggest problem facing us is gay marriage.

[zbdent]

7. if you think that Joe Lieberman is a liberal Democrat ...

[Phentex]

8. if you think being educated and well-liked is too "high-brow"

for America.

Or if you plan to send a telegraph any time soon, lol :)

[Mabus]

9. . . .if you think it is okay to volunteer your wife for a biker beauty pagent

because it reminds you of past Tailhook conventions.

[clear eye]

10. if you think the NYT is a lying liberal rag , but

Fox News Channel is fair, balanced and truthful.

[Snotcicles]

11. You might be a McCain voter if, up is down, and down is up. nt

[NoGOPZone]

12. you think it's a good idea to vote for someone who doesn't understand economics

while the country is in a recession.