Should bin Laden surrender and plea bargain down to writing an offensive book?

[Boojatta]

If he surrenders in Iran, then he could get the death penalty. However, if he surrenders in the UK then he would go free unless they get him for defamation.

[MichiganVote]

1. Sure and then he can go on Tweety's show or talk with Katie Couric.

[ColbertWatcher]

2. I believe James Baker is going to represent bin Laden, and...

...ask that he get to testify under a Rove Oath.

[Mrs. Overall]

3. They better not "find" him during the Democratic Convention.....I've been wondering

if they would play that nasty card.

[dipsydoodle]

4. Probably right about the UK

given that even the FBI do not have him on their most wanted list as there is apparently nothing which actually ties him to 9/11.

[Boojatta]

9. I like your signature line: "The big print giveth and the small print taketh away."

[dipsydoodle]

10. Credit where it due

that one of Tom Waits lines. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Waits :hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. I say we make him a judge on American Idol.

[ingac70]

6. Who will pretend to be Bin Laden?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,41576,00.html

[Bucky]

8. Here's his look alike

Just close enough for a Vegas show.

[dipsydoodle]

11. I prefer Bean Laden

[Bucky]

7. While I don't doubt forcing him to go on Imus and hawk his book would be *A* form of punishment...

... it's probably not adequate punishment for murdering 2900 people. I'd like to see him on trial--either a regular NY jury or an international Nuremburg-style tribunal. I doubt there's a book tour in his future.