Fun with McCain's Green Screen

[BurtWorm]

<The following is directly lifted from Sadly, No!>


if mccain keeps on giving speeches in front of green backgrounds, I’ve going to have to keep chroma-keying his pasty white ass into pornos…

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. That green background really made him look awful...

His teeth looked even yellower than usual and he appeared very wan and pasty and old.

I hope he keeps using it.

[PetrusMonsFormicarum]

2. Smiley McSmile

keep 'em coming Burtworm!

[jazzjunkysue]

11. When he smiles like that he looks even more dead than usual.

Anyone taken his pulse, lately?

[originalpckelly]

16. "keep 'em coming Burtworm!"

bEST rEPLY eVAH

:rofl:

[BurtWorm]

20. It's a talent I have.

:blush:

[jaksavage]

3. That is porn I can

get behind...oops.

[eleny]

4. Where in the world is John McCain?

[tridim]

6. What the hell is that?

Green jello with rubber bands and tea candles?

[eleny]

7. I'ts McCain and his yellow teeth in front of a green screen

A screen shot from his speech of last night.

[BurtWorm]

8. Ha ha!

:spray:

I see the resemblance!

[Sydnie]

9. I thought it was green jello with cheese and tums

What ever it is, it is as unappetizing as McCain is, so it fits.

[blondeatlast]

22. Did you see the speech? It may as well have been... nt

[Sydnie]

23. I did, therefore I think it fits

The speech was just like that jello mess ... soft, not much substance, and still needs something to make you feel better.

[Radical Activist]

5. best laugh i've had all day

[papapi]

10. Caricature

[jazzjunkysue]

12. OK. This needs to be a weekly, if not daily post.

It works for me. It just does.

[Contrary1]

13. One comment at Sadly, No...

"I object to the porn and recommend a backdrop of flying monkeys."

:spray:

Ok, photoshoppers out there, have at it.

[DemoTex]

14. The porn stud looks like a young Chevy Chase!

Hmmm. Could it be?

[jimshoes]

15. I knew I'd seen that face before

[Olney Blue]

17. This might be the only way McCain can keep an audience awake.

[guruoo]

18. Looks kinda busy in there

[tuvor]

19. This could be a gift that just keeps on giving!

[blondeatlast]

21. McCreepy's expression is PERFECT, yellow teeth 'n all! nt

[0rganism]

24. but why ruin perfectly okay porn by sticking his ugly head in front of it?

There has to be another way.