George Bush passed Civics...

[originalpckelly]

Unfortunately, the Presidency is not a Honda dealership.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

1. Bush uses Air Force One to go buy a bag of pretzels

I don't think he even uses the roadways, does he?

[bill for obama]

2. I thought he just wanted the free peanuts.

[originalpckelly]

3. Yeah, it's either Air Force One, or Darth Cheney's speeder.

[Donnachaidh]

4. I was going to say on his way to the student cafeteria

But somehow it doesn't warrant a rimshot.

[cureautismnow]

5. Without Daddy's help, the only thing Junior ever passed was gas. n/t

[xxqqqzme]

6. I think he passed out a lot too.