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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 11:05 AM
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The DE-Puzzlement Of A pResident...
The pResident called up CONdie Rife one morning about 2:30 AM in a hell of a tizzy and W told her to get over to the office, ASAP. He told her that he'd bought a jigsaw puzzle that he said was supposed to be a big picture of a rooster and that he'd been working on it for over a week and he hadn't been able to get even two pieces of it put together yet.

CONdie got dressed and rushed over to the White House and George was pacing the floor in the Oval Office in front of his desk. He pointed to his desk and ask CONdie what she could do with his puzzle. CONdie looked at the mess/puzzle laid out there on the pResident's desk and said, Come On George I'll help you put these cornflakes back in the box.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 05:16 PM
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1. This was last week when Condi was in town...? LOL....I love it
But this illustrates the mind level Bush has...very low indeed.

Thanks for the joke....

Scotty is killing them GOP and McCane too....with his new book....

Talking about books.HOW TO RIG AN ELECTION by Allen Raymond.....I just started and its a book I highly rec...
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 08:08 PM
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2. I was just watching Scotty on KO and it made me happy to see...
that the truth is starting to leak out about the Rats at 1600 Pa. Ave.

I was sad to see that there was not a word about Phil Gramm and McCain and UBS/ENRON. This is a story that will really sink McDitto if it gets out into the main stream with any force.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 09:56 PM
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3. I have to agree...the Scotty thing is great...could be more so if Phils name creeps up
McDitto is now McPAINE

The Book, and the Countdown etc will kill all hopes of the GOP to hang on with power...they will be like rodents looking for scraps to eat.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 04:20 AM
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4. The GOP went NAZI with Nixon and they have been running down
that crooked evil road ever since.

The GOPers deserve and have more than earned, any politically bad shit that they get, IMHO.

The entire GOP has been collaborating with a dictator in drag since 12/12/2000...half the democrats have appeased the dictator for years too. We need to do some major political weeding of some sorry assed Rose Garden wimps after November, IMHO. Time for folks like under the table Nancy and Stinky Hoyer to either shit or get off the Gawd Damned pot!

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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 11:54 PM
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5. The GOOPers have been successful in fragmenting us DEMs no end
Evil fuckers that they are....

Self Interest and Arrogant to boot

They will get their asses kicked in the Fall...McClumsy is gathering more wrinkles than a Mummy and all wrapped up in his BS Crap...

Yup, they went Nazi with Power and blew it...revealed their Fam Values by Lying cheatin and stealin....bastids...
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 06:10 AM
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6. Do you remember the "Singing Senators?"
Edited on Sat May-31-08 06:55 AM by Hubert Flottz
Well McCain belongs to a group I'll call, the SUKING SENATORS...Senators that really suk in so many ways that they boggle the taxpaying mind. Senators that do and will, suk anywhere anytime at the drop of a hat and they'll even drop the hat...Those touchy, feely, huggie, types of senators...



John McDitto is one of the Sinking Senators, politically, about November I hope, along with Mitchie the "CHIN" McConnell and a host of others duds of the same ilk.

Bush's Military Mind went AWOL way back in 1972, but Johnny Mac thinks W has been on the right track, right on down the line. Went along with every shitty bill that W stuck under his nose and he wouldn't change a thing...now...or probably ever. Trickle Down Dumb-@ss has infected the entire GOOPy GOPer Gang.

It's a damned good thing that Hitler offed himself when he did, because he wouldn't be able to afford that much gasoline today in Bushwaaa-world!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 07:29 AM
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7. Their lips indicate the suking position...LOL Bwahahahahaha
Johnny McBush, the mummy all wrapped up, is so confused he thinks its WED when its actually Sunday...doesn't know if he is late or early...

He is McCoy of the Gimp Age but slower.....
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 08:44 AM
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8. Mac McVac
John McRoomba for improvement.

Wet or Dry, Low Or High, this man might even outsuk that defective suker in the White House and that sh*t REALLY Suks!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 10:56 AM
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9. What can I say?? The man can outsuk the First Suk......Oh My...Orkin might wanna send him to the
engineering Dept....

Old and Suks should be on Bumper Stickers....
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