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Nearly 8 years have gone by and we're nearly there!
Soon all the crimes we've committed against the American people and the world will quietly go away. All we have to do is to keep creating media distractions and keep refusing to testify before congress, and we can all retire to our happy cushy public speaking jobs.
I can't wait to go out and give all those interviews and say "Yes well we did the best we could with what we knew at the time. It's unfortunate that things didn't work out differently. But honestly we laid the ground work for what could have been an effective solution to that problem. I mean if the current Administration had followed through with the tools we left behind, and had stayed the course, then I think that things would have turned out better. I actually am here to announce my new book that in fact explains why everything is the Democrats fault."
Before you know it the American public will be ready to lets us back in for another 8 years or so. Sheep championed by spineless cowards hah.
Helluva Job Team!
Sincerely,
Pretzledent Chimpynutz
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