Guns to go: Mo. car dealer offers something extra

[shain from kane]

The Associated Press


BUTLER, Mo. --Salesmen at one Missouri car dealership aren't just kicking in a free CD player or factory air: They're offering a free handgun with every purchase.

Through the end of the month, car buyers at Max Motors in Butler will have a choice - $250 toward either a gun purchase or gasoline.

General manager Walter Moore said that so far, most buyers have chosen the gun, adding that he suggests they opt for a semiautomatic model "because it holds more rounds."

(In the fine print, the ad on the Web site explains, "Check written toward purchase price" and also mentions, "Approved Background Check REQUIRED!!")

Moore said he suspects his "Free Handgun" ad will draw protests in some places. But not in Butler, about 65 miles south of Kansas City.

Moore said, "Down here, we all believe in God, guts and guns."


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[villager]

1. Oh, hell, let them open a franchise in L.A. -- we don't have enough freeway shootings yet!

n/t

[KG]

2. how nice.

:eyes:

[poppysgal]

3. they could

use either one to fill up the gas tank.:spank:

[shain from kane]

4. A gun and a siphon hose could be an alternative fuel source.

"A plain tube can be used as a siphon. An external pump has to be applied to start the liquid flowing and prime the siphon. This can be a human mouth and lungs. This is sometimes done with any leak-free hose to siphon gasoline from a motor vehicle's gasoline tank to an external tank. (Siphoning gasoline often results in the accidental swallowing of gasoline, which is quite poisonous.)"


"This is a stick-up. I'm here to siphon your gas."

[poppysgal]

6. We will need to

build more prisons for all the petrol thieves and of course the holdups will take care of the surplus population.:wtf:

[jaksavage]

5. Isn't it...

God, nuts and guns.