Cruising for Christ

[taterguy]

Could one of you smart people explain this sign to me?

I'm afraid to Google the phrase "Cruising for Christ"

Thanks!

[Faygo Kid]

1. I imagine it's Christian bikers. Or, Sen. Craig visiting New Orleans.

Something like that.

[taterguy]

3. I'd rather not imagine Larry Craig in New Orleans

[tulsakatz]

6. haha!!

that was funny about the Craig comment......

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

16. d'oh! You beat me to it!

:blush:

[TomInTib]

2. I could save them a lot of trouble....

I saw him drinking a beer at Moby Dick's in the Castro, just last night.

[taterguy]

5. I thought Christ was into wine

But my knowledge of those things is a bit limited.

[TomInTib]

10. Moby's is a pretty rough place.

If he ordered wine, everyone would think he was a sissy. Sissies don't hang out at Moby's.

Hell, the muslin cloak was chancey enough.

[taterguy]

11. It's a good thing he didn't get thrown to the lions

[TomInTib]

18. Hey! those things are dangerous.

A friend of mine had his boat capsized by one of those brutes.

[taterguy]

21. What's dangerous about being capsized in San Fransisco Bay?

It's not like the water's cold or treacherous.

[TomInTib]

22. I was just kidding.

Hell, the average depth of the Bay is only 11 feet.

But my friend was some kind of surprised when that lion sunk his boat.

Tiburon is a tough place, for sure.

[taterguy]

23. You can drown in 11 feet of water

Unless you're 12 feet tall of course

[TomInTib]

24. I drowned in 12 feet.

No kidding.

Flat-lined my ass.

Spent a whole lotta time in the Texas Institute of Research and Rehabilitation.

Never been the same, since.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

7. Was he...

Carrying a can of Crisco with the cross on it in studs? ;-)

[TomInTib]

12. I couldn't tell.

The place was pretty crowded after The Big Decision of yesterday.

At first, I didn't believe it was Him, I figured He was one of The Village People.

But He was drinking like a fish and His glass was always full.

[angstlessk]

4. hell, why can't prostitutes be religious?? n/t

[DeSwiss]

8. A spinoff???

You know: What Would Jesus Drive?

- Of course the answer is: a Great Big 'Ol Gass-Guzzling SUV!!!

[taterguy]

9. Jesus would ride a bicycle

The great thing about Jesus is that you can use him to justify and promote any of your ideas.

[newmajority]

17. Actually, He might.really drive an SUV

But that's because Jesus always had 12 guys riding with him, and if that's the case, a Suburban is actually more fuel effecient than several smaller cars.

Besides, Jesus could turn water into gasoline and modify the exhaust to zero emissions, so it's all good.

[taterguy]

20. The 12 guys would all ride bikes

According to my interpretation of the will of Jesus

Besides, I'm pretty sure you can't fit 12 people in a Suburban.

[Solly Mack]

13. I'm waiting for Shooting for the Savior

Moshing for the Messiah
and Trolling for the Trinity

[Beregond2]

14. Do you really not know what cruising is?

Or are you making a joke? Watch "American Grafitti." That's cruising. Presumably, this is some sixties nostalgia event that is a church fundraiser.

[taterguy]

19. When have I ever made a joke on this site?

And just for the record, I think that church would like to go back a lot further than the sixties, at least the 1960s.

[Deja Q]

15. Is that the church Larry Craig attended?

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