How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a light bulb?

[ck4829]

One.

One to declare state secrets privilege over the light bulb and then nobody in the media or congress talks about the light bulb needing to be changed ever again.

[Solly Mack]

1. Now you know that Bush would just disappear that light bulb

[China_cat]

2. Why should they have to change it?

After all, it's Clinton's fault the bulb blew. :sarcasm:

[devilgrrl]

3. What happens if the bulb doesn't work - who do they blame?

eom

[L. Coyote]

4. Only one, but the light bulb has to contribute $10,000 to the RNC first.

Pay to play, period!!

[JoePhilly]

5. ~100,000 .... the appoximate number of Haliburton employees.

[Uncle Joe]

6. None, they prefer to stay in the dark. n/t

[Elspeth]

7. If it's a no-bid contract with Halliburton?

About 30 million dollars, regardless of the number of people and regardless of whether the light bulb gets changed or if the light socket is even on an electric grid that works more than 2 hours a day.