The Bush Library

[Cassandra]

This is a very witty post in response to Eugene Robinson's op-ed in the WaPo today.

reb2861 wrote:
Subject: The Bush Library


The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution to this great man's legacy.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tours.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.
Plans also include: The K Street Project Gift Shop - where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego.
To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.
When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/10/AR2008041003270_Comments.html

[lame54]

1. The Jeff Gannon Room - Watch your back

[acmavm]

2. bush** and library in the same sentence. A concept that will keep

intelligent people amused from now until the end of time.

[niyad]

3. k & r

you know, if that weren't all so true, it would be quite funny.

[hyphenate]

4. A few that should be added:

The John Ashcroft aviary, where the eagle soars.
The Free Republic computer room--only 5 allowed at a time, unless you bring your own HazMat suit.
The Colin Powell and Condeleeza Rice room, where you can learn the new language of DoubleSpeak.
and of course,
The Press Room, where speakers will translate the words of Republican pundits into what you hear, and what they really mean.
In addition, your membership today allows you free, yes free! membership into the Creation Museum in Kentucky.

[Cassandra]

9. "The John Ashcroft aviary"...

where the eagle craps all over the Geneva Convention.

[Mnemosyne]

5. The Constitution Room - free toilet paper. n/t

[niyad]

6. . . .

[niyad]

7. the halliburton/kbr/bechtel room, where you can steal the people's money with impunity

and immunity

the blackwater room, where you can shoot innocent civilians (targets to be provided)

[MoeHayNow]

8. "my pet goat"

Everyone gets his/her own copy!