Suzanne of San. Fran. speaks about Laura Bush

[donsu]

http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/mailbag/326


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Subject: Laura Bush, Stepford Stooge

That ignorant, insensitive, medicated Laura Bush makes me SICK. She sits there with Larry King, in a warm, plush, safe room, vibrant with flowers, polished surfaces and a fireplace blazing behind her. She is well-fed, her make-up, hair, and designer clothes are expensively Stepford-wife stagy, and she says, "Of course the war is WEARING." BYEEEETCH!!

Wearing is a long line at the check-out stand. Wearing is having to visit relatives you're not crazy about. Wearing is when you drive an hour to the beach with a van full of kids, one throws up in the car, it's 90 degrees, and you've left the sun-block and umbrella at home.

Laura-the-Dumb should imagine herself in an illegally occupied killing zone that's been turned into a pile of toxic rubble. Imagine herself in rags, bombs from all sides going off everywhere, no food, water, little electricity or sanitation, the environment poisoned with depleted uranium, no safety, no ability to sleep at night in fear a son, husband, brother, or father will be dragged away never to be seen again; or a daughter, mother, sister, aunt, cousin or yourself gang-raped. And where the only thing in ample supply is the feelings of stark terror, hopelessness, the assurance of one horrific act after another. With body parts and blood spewed everywhere. No comfort, no rescue, no peace whatsoever.

Then use the word "wearing," you Married-to-the-Mob unbelievably stupid, crass, unfeeling, dumb fu*k.

Laura Bush is a disgrace to womanhood, just for starters. Her husband CAUSED IT ALL for LIES, and she goes on a TV show that will be VIEWED throughout the world, and gives a tone-deaf, Marie Antoinette performance.

"Isn't it all terribly wearing ... now where's my ciggie and scotch?" Hee hee.

Suzanne
San Francisco
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if I lived in S.F. I'd take Suzanne to lunch

[acmavm]

1. Lunch? She deserves more than that. Described Queen

Xanax's view of the world perfectly.

[badgerpup]

2. The Rude Pundit was apparently on a similar wavelength...

http://www.rudepundit.blogspot.com/

2/28/2007
What Laura Bush Should Have Said on Larry King Live (Rude Version):
When she was interviewed by the zombie corpse of Larry King, Laura Bush talked about women and heart disease, red dresses, how hard it is to be in the White House, and her views on Iraq, Iran, and more. She was a dolt. Here's what she should have said:

"Larry, I'm so fuckin' stoned right now. Seriously, I'm totally trippin' balls. I watch the TV all the time when my handlers don't drag me out to one luncheon or another so I can hug a Negro who had a heart attack. Or a Chica. Chica, that's a funny fuckin' word. Chica-chica-boom-boom-boom. Boom. That's all I see on the CNN or the NBC or wherever while I'm watchin' TV while rollin' my blunts. My husband makes shit go boom. And when you see shit go boom all the time in Iraq, well, fuck, no wonder people think it's all goin' to hell in a handiwipe over there. 'Cause, see, I was taken to this one luncheon the other day where I met all these military parents whose children died over there and they said to me that they love the President and they know that their kids died so that Iraqi could have democracy and...

"Goddamn, I'm so fuckin' hungry. Pass me those fuckin' Cheetos, Larry

(more)

I'll cop to seriously lovin' me some Rude Pundit...:loveya:

[donsu]

3. I dig rude too

nt

[WiseButAngrySara]

4. Didn't she mention that cigarette smoking was a major risk factor

for cardiac disease and death in women? I guess this doesn't apply to her beautiful mind and her carbon-stained lungs?

"Isn't it all terribly wearing ... now where's my ciggie and scotch?" Hee hee.

[roguevalley]

5. God, that was good. Thanks.