Dumbya Joke

[percussivemadness]

A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger stands says:

"I am Ronaldo, the best footballer in the world. The football world needs me and I cannot die on my fans" .He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton says:

"I am the wife of the former president of the United States. I am the senatpr for New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United Staes in the future". She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.

The third passenger, George W Bush says:

"I am president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the hirtory of my country and can`t shun the responsibility to my people by dying." He grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young schoolboy:

"I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should, and so, I shall leave the last parachute to you. You have the rest of your life ahead of you"

To this the little boy says......

"Don`t fret old man......There is a parachute for each of us. The smartest president of America took my schoolbag...."

[Wizard777]

1. OMG! I just realized something.

Now we can rewrite every Pollack joke ever told as Bush Jokes. Apparently my generation was wrong. The stupidest people in the world don't come from Poland. Apparently they come from Texas. Let's try it.

Hillary, Obama, and Bush are on top of a burning building. The fire department is down on the street holding the net and yelling, Jump! Jump! Obama looks over the edge and sees the net bellow. Obama turns to Hillary and Bush and says, Can we make that net? Yes we can and jumps. The firemen scurry around trying to get under Obama with the net and splat! They missed him by inches. The fire is getting closer to Hillary and Bush. Hillary says, anything is better than burning and I refuse to be last. So she jumps. The firemen scurry around trying to get under Hillary with the net and splat! They missed her by inches. Bush is on top of the burning building all alone. He's thinking. They missed Obama and they missed hillary. Suddenly Bush is struck with a brilliant idea. He yells over the edge. You guys set that thing down and move away from it. Then I'll jump.

:rofl:

Yeah that works.

[percussivemadness]

2. actually that is nearly as good :)

peace

[OwnedByFerrets]

3. ...

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