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Edited on Tue Mar-11-08 12:21 PM by lame54
Ring 1, Ring 2........ Ring 8
"Hello?"
Voice On Phone: Mr. President?
Laura: Hold on George wake up.... George... Wake up George... GEORGE!!!
W: What?
L: It's the phone, you know, the one you always hope never rings.
W: Damn. Alright give me a minute (heads to bathroom)
VOP: Mr. President? It's very urgent
L: Hold on, he has to drain the horse. Speaking of horses, did you ever hear my horse joke that I made at the correspondence dinner?...
Seven minutes later VOP: Yes ma'am, that's very funny, But I do need to speak with the President.
L: Well o.k. GEORGE!!!
One minute later W: Do you realize what time it is?
VOP: Yes sir but
W: It's 10 after 3
VOP: I know sir but
W: C,mon spit it out. And it better be good
VOP: Sir, there is a nuclear bomb in New York that is set to go off in one hour.
W: (Long pause) Well, (Longer pause) What do want me to do about it, call Jack Bauer? heh heh heh
VOP: Sir?
W: Or better yet let's move it to New Orleans. heh heh heh
VOP: Sir, we have less than an hour.
W: O.K. O.K. Uhmmm, well (Longest pause)... This sounds like a case for "Usual Protocol".
VOP: "Usual Protocol" sir?
W: Yes, "Usual Protocol".
VOP: What's that?
W: Let it explode and call me in 3 days. Click
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