Junior Bush..........Don`t faze me, bro.

[democrank]

Here I am smack dab in the middle of picking a Democrat to support, and some newsreader on tee vee announces that world-traveler Junior Bush is back on the international stage. The Peace-Spreader in Chief apparently has a message so important that he had to deliver it in person. This isn`t about Bush trying to clean up his legacy. Dear me, no. It`s about his vi..zhun.

I expect bronze statues to start cropping up any day now, given Junior`s brilliant leadership in two wars...and counting. The surge was so brilliant, the outcome so perfect that we`re bombing again. What day is this? The 10th? And how many dead soldiers? 17? http://icasualties.org/oif/

Maybe Republicans and any of their Democratic enablers could hold a press conference tomorrow and talk up this extraordinary Iraq success story. If Americans have the time to debate whether or not Dr. Phil should help Brittney Spears, I`m certain they`ll want an update on Junior`s occupation of Iraq. We can`t hear from The Man Himself. He`s busy joking about easily how his 45-car caravan got through a checkpoint.