Weekend at Bernies??

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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/D/DEAD_MANS_CHECK?SITE=TXDAM&TEMPLATE=STRANGEHEADS.html&SECTION=HOME

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NEW YORK (AP) -- Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said.

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"The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up and keeping him from flopping from side to side," Browne said.

The men left Cintron's body outside the store, went inside and tried to cash his $355 check, Browne said. The store's clerk, who knew Cintron, asked the men where he was, and O'Hare told the clerk they would go and get him, Browne said.

A police detective who was having lunch at a restaurant next to the check-cashing store noticed a crowd forming around Cintron's body, and "it's immediately apparent to him that Cintron is dead," Browne said.

[Horse with no Name]

1. self kick

[RebelOne]

2. That was my first thought when I read the story earlier.

A real life "Weekend at Bernie's."

[Hoof Hearted]

3. whoa. How many drugs do you have to do to head down the street with a dead guy?

in an office chair?

[Hoof Hearted]

4. double post.