McCAIN FINDS HIS CHUCK NORRIS - You won't believe this

[unapatriciated]

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/1/5/162345/7090

[bicentennial_baby]

1. ...

[TwilightGardener]

3. ...

:rofl:

[Mr_Monday]

5. LOL! That was my first thought when I saw the OP. nt

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

2. that guy is alive?

and even if he is alive, is anyone who would care?

[ihavenobias]

12. The millions of Americans that start their day with oatmeal

care very much (especially since they have a reduced chance of developing colon cancer).

If that's not a good reason to vote for McCain, I don't know what is!

[TwilightGardener]

4. I want to see Wilford and Chuck go at each other in a steel-cage death match.

Believe it or not, I think Wilford could get a few decent shots in before the final roundhouse ends his life. He's a mean old cuss.

[Naturyl]

6. Oh for heaven's sake... LOL. n/t

[book_worm]

7. Oh, I thought it would be Pat Boone--but then he'd probably be for Huck

[krispos42]

8. For the umpteenth time in the past 7 years....

"This isn't from The Onion?"

:wow:


So, just to be *crystal* clear on this issue, Huckabee gets Chuck Norris, and McCain gets Bruce Willis the diabetes/Liberty Medical guy on horseback?



Said one despairing Onion writer to another:

"That's it, man! Game over, man! Game over! What the fuck are we going to do now? What are we going to do?"

[dieselrevolver]

9. This is the end of political satire as we know it....

Diabeetus! Diabeetus!

[Torgo Johnson]

10. Eat your oatmeal

[orleans]

11. .

[lapfog_1]

13. GOP -> GOF (Grumpy Old Farts) - n/t

[Eurobabe]

22. make that grumpier old curmudgeons

[d_b]

14. Wilford, say it ain't so!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hNu1I9r_1A

[Kucinich4America]

15. Thank God it's Wilfred! I was expecting Alice Cooper

Seeing as he's a 'Puke McCain fan who lives in Phoenix.

[Torgo Johnson]

16. Dia beetis beetis beetis beetis beetis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pod4jIKT_kA

[K8-EEE]

17. Isn't that s-s-scary government medicine he pimps on the tee-vee?

You know where we send you stuff free and then bill the government?

I guess it's OK cuz the middleman org he fronts for is taking a big chunk. Whatever!

[bluestateguy]

18. Yes, but who is J.D. Salinger supporting?

He lives in New Hampshire too. Who has he endorsed?

[Angleae]

19. First thought

Who the hell is that? After looking up the link and searching some other sites about hime, second question. Who the hell is that?

[BigBearJohn]

20. I liked him better with glasses.

[Naturyl]

21. Medicare will pay for your Dia-beetis medication!

Wilfred doesn't mind socialized medicine when it's supporting the company that pays him for those ads.

[Eurobabe]

23. and your POWER CHAIR!!

[WilliamPitt]

26. What does that mean?

[Naturyl]

29. Wilfred Brimley does TV ads

For a company that urges people with diabetes to order meds from them, and they will bill Medicare automatically. In other words, to put it in Repuke language, "feeding at the government teat."

[2008]

24. Is that the singing snowman in Rudolph?

"Silver and gold..."

[WilliamPitt]

25. I laughed...and then went "Hmmm..."

I like Brimley as an actor.

How many 55-and-older diabetes patients are in America?

Last I heard, health care mattered to voters.

1 + 2 + 3 = Florida.

So. Norris is absurd. But Brimley might be worth 4-7% in a delegate-rich Southern state. One ad..."McCain...he can help you live a better life."

You win these things in the corners. That's one corner.

Might be a sly move here...maybe.

*shrug*

[Swamp Rat]

27. Bolton's uncle.

:D

[symbolman]

28. Oooooh Yeah

Now THAT'S gonna bring in that Youth Vote... He'll siphon all those Kids off from Obama, because he sucks SO Bad...

Must be the Vampire in him, its how he lives so long "Say, test that finger for Diabeetus?"

"Aaahhahhahhaaaaaa!!!"

McCain on the other hand sucks the entrails out of live Gillamonsters and cooks them on a flat rock before he eats them...