*****OFFICIAL IOWA CAUCUS KNEE JERK OVERREACTION THREAD *****

[NightWatcher]

Feel free to check back here with all of the knee jerk reactions tonight.

Who's gonna win?
Who's gonna quit?
Who's got a 3rd nipple?
Who's an alien?


Updates to follow

[EFerrari]

1. LOL!

:rofl:

[helderheid]

2. K&R!

:toast:

[mike_c]

3. piss on them all....

Waaaaaaaaaaaa! :cry:

That was strangely liberating.

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. Who'se gonna win? Looking into my crystal ball

it is coming, it is getting clearer, yep, a Democrat and a Republican...

Aren't these powers fun?

:-)

[LSK]

5. SOMEONE ATTACKS!!!

[MisterP]

6. in order: tie, Clinton, Thompson, Paul n/t

[Buzz Clik]

7. This thread is fucking ridiculous!

[skipos]

8. OMG if they get the nomination we are DOOOOOOOOOOMED!

Fox News wants that candidate to win for a reason!
DOOOOOOOOMED!

[KamaAina]

9. If Mike Gravel does not win tonight, or at least finish a strong second, he is TOAST!!

:P

[Jack Bone]

10. Off to the greatest...#5 Rec!

:bounce: :kick:

[AlCzervik]

11. ________________________ Cheated!

[Lochloosa]

13. SO DID __________________________!

:wtf:

[AlCzervik]

15. omg i knew it!

[helderheid]

19. THEY'RE IN BED WITH DIEBOLD!!!!!

[helderheid]

20. IT'S A CAUCUS YOU MORAN!!!!!

[Der Blaue Engel]

12. THAT'S IT! I'M NOT VOTING FOR THAT BASTARD!

If they get the nomination, I'm voting for Alan Keyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Virginia Dare]

14. Yes, please update us on the nipple story...LOL!..n/t

[NoPasaran]

16. ATTICA!!! ATTICA!!! ATTICA!!!

[Bolo Boffin]

17. Happy End of Iowa Caucus Day, Everybody!

Enjoy your democracy in action!

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

18. Cthulhu is going to win...

...Hillary is going to quit, Kucinich has a 3rd nipple (and a 4th, in case anyone was interested) and John Edwards is an alien. Kang to be exact. Bill Clinton is Kodos. Oh, and Obama is a closeted homosexual.

[helderheid]

21. this explains so much...

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

42. finally, a candidate i have no problem supporting!

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

48. Indeed. Why vote for a lesser evil?

[SoCalDem]

22. Peanut Butter n/t

[HCE SuiGeneris]

23. THIS IS BEYOND THE PALE! I'M LEAVING DU!

:hi:

[helderheid]

24. Don't let the DOOR hit you in the ASS!!!

:hi:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

32. This is PRECISLEY what I'M talking about!!111!111

[helderheid]

57. You DEFINITELY don't have thick enough skin for DU, you DLC WANNABE!!!!!!!1!

[Arugula Latte]

25. I think ________'s campaign is imploding! They're in PANIC mode!

Seriously, ______ is TOAST!!

[AlCzervik]

27. way to spin it DLC'R!

[BelgianMadCow]

29. boomerang much?

I had a look at your post history...

Enjoy your stay! :sarcasm:

[AlCzervik]

37. Ok you corporate stooge!

[BelgianMadCow]

40. I haven't even worked in my life you phoney!!8! *l33t*

you are losing from a ten year old :P

[AlCzervik]

41. **snort***

we're going to need this thread later for laughs.

[BelgianMadCow]

46. We'll have to agree to not disagree :-(

bumpy ride ahead. Humor is always good :D

[Arugula Latte]

30. Oh, that's rich, coming from a REPUBLICAN-LITE BUSH-ASS KISSING TROLL

such as yourself!!11!!!1

[helderheid]

33. !!!!!!!

:rofl:

Gawd I love DU!

[AlCzervik]

35. PROJECT MUCH!!!?????

:rofl:

[BelgianMadCow]

36. third that!!!

eloquantly stayted!

[Patsy Stone]

66. Link????

I thought not.

[Nikki Stone1]

26. Had to recommend this based on the title alone!

:)

[bunkerbuster1]

31. Me too.

Classic.

[Nikki Stone1]

45. It gave me a real chuckle

:)

[sentelle]

28. OMG

This is hugh!!!
I'm series....

Why'd those morans vote for _____?

[helderheid]

38. you CAN'T be series!

[bunkerbuster1]

34. I'm CONCERNED!!1!

We should join hands and sing Koom bye Ya-ya instead of all this FIGHTING which looks bad when conservatives happen upon us on the INTERTOOBZ!1!!

[NightWatcher]

39. why do you hate america?

[BelgianMadCow]

43. Oh - my - god! CNN is shelling for the GOP!

[Michigander4Dean]

44. *** DEAN CANNOT WIN IOWA ***

[helderheid]

50. NEITHER CAN KOOCH SO GIVE IT UP!!!!! KERRY ALL THE WAY!!!!

[youthere]

47. which one cast their lot for New Coke?

[pleah]

49. Got votes??

[sentelle]

51. how about....

(insert top 3 candidate here) will stop their campaign if they don't win Iowa.

[rug]

52. If Hillary has a 3rd nipple I'm voting for her.

[sentelle]

55. wasn't she

In 'Total Recall' with that third nipple?

[rug]

59. You're confusing her with Ron Paul.

[KitchenWitch]

53. Nobody in GD ever overreacts!

:P

[FlyingSquirrel]

54. I believe Romney has a third nipple. It just hasn't been widely reported...

by the mainstream media.

[Arugula Latte]

63. All Mormons have third nipples, but they try to keep that secret.

It's kinda like the magic undies. Only the insiders are privy to the skivvies, or extra nipples, as the case may be.

Joseph Smith? Third nipple.
Orrin Hatch? Third nipple.
Donnie? Third nipple.
Marie? You guessed it.

[uppityperson]

56. *I* TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!

and nooooooooooooooooooooo, you wouldn't listen to *ME*, WOULD you???? Huh, huh huh? How about THAT!!!!!11

[librechik]

58. thanks for this--it's never too early!

eeeeeek! WHO's up by 1????!!! EEEEEEKKK!

[Catshrink]

60. What time is it all over?

When will we know the "winner?"

[Buzz Clik]

61. You damned well better be willing to show a receipt, or we'll tase your sorry butt.

[janx]

62. Are you talking about knee-jerk reactions from DU or from

the talking heads? :shrug:

There will be both, but each will be slightly different. ;-)

[NightWatcher]

64. shameless kick back to first page

[Patsy Stone]

65. If a Democrat wins

it's over for the Democrats.

[myrna minx]

68. You don't speak for me, commie!

:hi: Patsy! Hand over that champaign bottle.

[Patsy Stone]

73. Nice post, Hitler.

Bit of Bolly, Sweetie? :toast:

[myrna minx]

67. Outta my way! *Elbows everyone aside* I just got here, but let me be first in line to say

to say: purple monkey dishwasher. :hi:

[NightWatcher]

69. is that Tom Waits?

[myrna minx]

70. Yep. Tom Waits and Jim Jarmusch. n/t

[rodeodance]

71. intoducing the Prec. presidents now on cspan1 LIVE

[Renew Deal]

72. Democratic chaos at the caucus already

lol

[helderheid]

74. k

[Arkana]

75. Obama's third nipple will cause him to win NH then inexplicably quit

the race the next day.

[AlCzervik]

76. bump for the knee jerkers.

[IronLionZion]

77. Diebold controls the caucuses!

because electronic voting has such a huge impact on a system that doesn't use it.

[NightWatcher]

78. do we need this thread again today too?

[AlCzervik]

79. i love this thread so much!

[uppityperson]

80. It seems we do.

After checking in for news, am gone again.