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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 06:08 PM
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Candidate's Prayer
Oh JEEEEZus, I wanna WIN
Sweet Lord, Make them like ME
That guy on the other side does nothing but SIN
I'd be the bestest president that ever could BE

Oh JEEEEZuz, I wanna WIN

Just gimme this one little THING
I'll sing your praises morning, noon & NIGHT
Non-believers, by the thousands, to you I'll BRING
Please help me to smite mine enemies and fight fight FIGHT

Oh JEEEEEZus, I wanna WIN

All the others are LIARS
They say they love YOU
They are all DENIERS
Their love of you is not TRUE

Oh JEEEEEZus, I wanna WIN..
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