Cast your vote here! Who makes the best Jesus?!

[Sean Stuart]

Jesus has returned! Joy be unto to the world! And because The Almighty has acquiesced to modern societal norms, He hath shown the wisdom to allow the faithful to vote on the form of thy Saviour!





You must choose.

O8)

[Bright Eyes]

1. If i pick wrong, do i get sent to hell?

:+

[Sean Stuart]

3. Yes.

I know it sucks, but noone ever said God was nice (at least not any Republicans). Hehe.

[Wickerman]

2. LOL, #3, but I give this guy a close second

[Bicoastal]

4. I vote for THE Jesus.

Specifically, this Jesus:



The one no one F***s with.

[Sean Stuart]

5. Oh man.

Not to early to say that is the best response this thread will get! :rofl:

That creep can roll, Dude.

[Sal Minella]

7. Yeah, but.....eight-year-olds, Dude.

[zabet]

6. Buddy Christ!!!

[Tesha]

9. "Doesn't it just, *POP*???" (NT)

[Arugula Latte]

13. Doesn't he moonlight as The Burger King?

[zabet]

20. Nah....

that's God's other son.
The one no one in the family
talks about. It was not until
after the fact his mother told
God she was not really a virgin.
:hide:
I am so going to Hell for that.

[Beerboy]

19. Here's a slightly more convincing Jesus!

:P

[zabet]

22. Bwahahaha!!!

:spank:
We are going to Hell!
:rofl:

[Beerboy]

25. He's Texas Jesus,

and yes, we're going to Hell!O8)

[zabet]

26. .....

:spray:


Is it getting hot in here??!
:rofl:

[Tesha]

8. William Defoe in "The Last Temptation of Christ". (NT)

[Blue_In_AK]

15. I LOVED that movie. n/t

[Cerridwen]

10. I like the "historical Jesus," myself.

His appearance breaks so many "conventional wisdoms" and "common knowledge," it's almost a Revelation in and of itself.



From the BBC website

[Donnachaidh]

11. Rob Zombie

at least he's real. :sarcasm:

[displacedtexan]

12. My vote goes to the first one who says...

"Have a Satisfactory, Non-denominational Capitalist, Wintertime Gift-giving Season!"

[Arugula Latte]

14. I personally like Trailer Hitch Jesus.

He's portable!

[Cerridwen]

16. Yep, that one has my vote as well. Man, I am such a kill-joy up thread.

Maybe trailer Hitch Jesus can help me find my sense of humor. :D

[Arugula Latte]

17. Yes ... You have shattered my illusion that Jesus looked like Kevin Costner

I guess this is NOT historically accurate, after all? :cry:

[Cerridwen]

18. .

:spray:

:rofl:

Oh wait, maybe I should apologize?

:evilgrin:

[Beerboy]

24. It's kind of creepy that a member of the flock is sniffing his junk. n/t.

Typical though.

[alfredo]

21. The Farting Jesus

Jesus Ramirez

[mcctatas]

23. Isn't #2 actually "supply-side Jesus", so he already has legions

of followers (the church of the 20%).