Santa Under Attack.

[Prisonerohio]

It would seem according to fox news that Santa Claus is under attack. First he can no longer say ho ho ho, now he is under attack for his weight. “Leave Santa Alone” states the pretty face on fox and friends. Is this really the truth? Can this creature created by the corporations to encourage rabid shopping really be under attack in the US of A.
The answer is no. The incidents referred to in news have happened in Australia and Scotland respectively. So why are these incidents quoted by the pretty face as “Happening in many areas”. Just to work up everyone into frenzy about those damn liberals trying to destroy our Christmas. The same people that defend the Christmas holidays attack Halloween every year. Now widely said to be a liberal pagan holiday.
Just to keep the history correct the statement said by Santa ho ho ho. Comes directly from a greeting used during a pagan festival in Ancient Rome known as Saturnailia. One would say “YO” to one another pronounced Ho. I don’t want to have to bring up Santa’s strong connections to the Norse God Odin do I? So everyone lighten up and enjoy the holidays without this war on Christmas crap.

[kurth]

1. Change "Ho Ho" to "Ha Ha!"

[kevinmc]

2. HA-HA-HA Happy Santa Claus Day, Bitches!

[Deja Q]

3. Santa could look like this and FOX would still whine...

See? He's not fat. Probably not a ho. But he sure might fit into this gang.

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