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KingOfLostSouls Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:48 PM
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LMFAO!!!! @ Chuck Norris
"yesterday mike huckabee was a dark horse, tonight he's a shining stallion."


oh god...I laughed...a LOT!
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:49 PM
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1. That is pretty ... uh ..
silly.
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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:49 PM
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2. Sounds like Chuck has a man crush
n/t
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 12:23 AM
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15. or a thing for horses....
nt
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:49 PM
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3. Chuck has gotten "roundhoused" one too many times in the
noggin! Huckabee, a shining stallion? Good gawd he is a freak!
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:50 PM
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4. "And now my beard has an erection."
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 12:36 AM
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16. I think this may be one of the best posts EVER!
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 01:19 AM
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24. I'd like to thank the Academy...
:rofl: :hi:
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Beausoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 12:42 AM
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18. Don't forget...his beard conceals a fist!
"Behind his beard is another fist!"

I bet there is a fist behind his beard.
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 12:43 AM
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19. Do you think he might have another fist behind his beard?
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KingOfLostSouls Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 12:55 AM
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21. chuck norris' beard
chuck norris' beard once killed a shaolin monk in single combat

chuck norris' beard is resposible for the earthquake of 1906

chuck norris' beard single handedly won the world series

if you feel like theres something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? chuck norris' beard

the tower in pisa is no longer leaning, thanks to chuck norris' beard

hulk hogan has the honor of being the SECOND person to bodyslam andre the giant...after chuck norris' beard
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 12:59 AM
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22. lmao
my husband told me there were all sorts of tidbits about Chuck Norris floating about on the internet!

Now I know it's true!
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KingOfLostSouls Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 01:14 AM
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23. honestly
I just made those up.

but everyone should be wary of chuck norris


chuck norris was once busted for poaching elephants using only his beard as a weapon

chuck norris was the first man on the moon, he simply held his breath and jumped.

chuck norris won the battle of midway with only a knife and swimming goggles

if you eat pizza made by chuck norris, you could kick any ninja turtles ass

when muslims are bowing, they're secretly thanking god for not unleashing the wrath of chuck norris on planet earth

when chuck norris goes bowling, all he does is stare at the pins for a second and they fall over for a strike.

chuck norris: the beer is 200 proof but tastes like honey
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:50 PM
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5. I think people who speak a different language can appreciate
everything Norris has to say. People who speak English think he's a moron.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:51 PM
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6. Guess that makes Chuck a horse's ass
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:53 PM
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7. Is he inferring Reverend Mike has a horse dick?
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:56 PM
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8. go mount your steed Chuckie.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:57 PM
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9. it would mean far more coming from Jackie chan. sorry Huckabee, no sale.
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countingbluecars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:01 PM
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10. Chuck Norris facts
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 12:38 AM
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17. I think Chuck Norris might be Danny Bonaduce's dad.
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DesertRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:04 PM
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11. Sounds like something Chris Matthews would say.
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:05 PM
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12. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let this be posted on Youtube. n/t
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KingOfLostSouls Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:37 PM
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14. I was watching the debate online
I dunno if they were showing the wrap-up on cable but if someone did capture it, dear god...hahahaha
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:25 PM
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13. Norris: "Mike Huckabee's just like FABIO. Let's call him HUCKIO."


:rofl:
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 12:48 AM
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20. Put it back in your pants Chuck.
:P
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 05:54 AM
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25. "And tomorrow, he'll be running in the 3rd race at Pimlico" n/t
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deacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 07:17 AM
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26. A Chuck "spinning" back kick n/t lol
Edited on Thu Nov-29-07 07:17 AM by deacon
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Smith_3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-29-07 07:34 AM
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27. Chuck Norris doesn't need psychadelic drugs. He just orders his surroundings to behave funny.
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