LMFAO!!!! @ Chuck Norris

[KingOfLostSouls]

"yesterday mike huckabee was a dark horse, tonight he's a shining stallion."


oh god...I laughed...a LOT!

[Maat]

1. That is pretty ... uh ..

silly.

[dflprincess]

2. Sounds like Chuck has a man crush

n/t

[DBoon]

15. or a thing for horses....

nt

[Maestro]

3. Chuck has gotten "roundhoused" one too many times in the

noggin! Huckabee, a shining stallion? Good gawd he is a freak!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. "And now my beard has an erection."

[Iris]

16. I think this may be one of the best posts EVER!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

24. I'd like to thank the Academy...

:rofl: :hi:

[Beausoir]

18. Don't forget...his beard conceals a fist!

"Behind his beard is another fist!"

I bet there is a fist behind his beard.

[Iris]

19. Do you think he might have another fist behind his beard?

[KingOfLostSouls]

21. chuck norris' beard

chuck norris' beard once killed a shaolin monk in single combat

chuck norris' beard is resposible for the earthquake of 1906

chuck norris' beard single handedly won the world series

if you feel like theres something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? chuck norris' beard

the tower in pisa is no longer leaning, thanks to chuck norris' beard

hulk hogan has the honor of being the SECOND person to bodyslam andre the giant...after chuck norris' beard

[Iris]

22. lmao

my husband told me there were all sorts of tidbits about Chuck Norris floating about on the internet!

Now I know it's true!

[KingOfLostSouls]

23. honestly

I just made those up.

but everyone should be wary of chuck norris


chuck norris was once busted for poaching elephants using only his beard as a weapon

chuck norris was the first man on the moon, he simply held his breath and jumped.

chuck norris won the battle of midway with only a knife and swimming goggles

if you eat pizza made by chuck norris, you could kick any ninja turtles ass

when muslims are bowing, they're secretly thanking god for not unleashing the wrath of chuck norris on planet earth

when chuck norris goes bowling, all he does is stare at the pins for a second and they fall over for a strike.

chuck norris: the beer is 200 proof but tastes like honey

[valerief]

5. I think people who speak a different language can appreciate

everything Norris has to say. People who speak English think he's a moron.

[Solly Mack]

6. Guess that makes Chuck a horse's ass

[rurallib]

7. Is he inferring Reverend Mike has a horse dick?

[peekaloo]

8. go mount your steed Chuckie.

[AlCzervik]

9. it would mean far more coming from Jackie chan. sorry Huckabee, no sale.

[countingbluecars]

10. Chuck Norris facts

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[Iris]

17. I think Chuck Norris might be Danny Bonaduce's dad.

[DesertRat]

11. Sounds like something Chris Matthews would say.

[Mojambo]

12. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let this be posted on Youtube. n/t

[KingOfLostSouls]

14. I was watching the debate online

I dunno if they were showing the wrap-up on cable but if someone did capture it, dear god...hahahaha

[Amerigo Vespucci]

13. Norris: "Mike Huckabee's just like FABIO. Let's call him HUCKIO."

:rofl:

[Renew Deal]

20. Put it back in your pants Chuck.

:P

[SalmonChantedEvening]

25. "And tomorrow, he'll be running in the 3rd race at Pimlico" n/t

[deacon]

26. A Chuck "spinning" back kick n/t lol

[Smith_3]

27. Chuck Norris doesn't need psychadelic drugs. He just orders his surroundings to behave funny.