What's the most idiotic bumper sticker you've ever seen?

[radiclib]

I don't mean the garden variety low-brow ones that threaten to flick boogers on your windshield or brag about their pets or offspring...I mean the overtly political ones.
I swear I saw my Most Idiotic yesterday. On the left side, a cartoon FIST, on the right an American flag, and in the middle the message: DON'T BURN MY FLAG!
At times during the past seven years, I've been pretty ashamed and embarrassed to be an American, but I've never in my darkest moments wanted to burn a flag...until I encountered this fuckwit. But I gotta do it in his front yard.

[Richardo]

1. Texas: "If You Can Read This, Thank the Doctor Who Didn't Abort You"

It's stupid on many many levels, starting with: "I have to thank every doctor alive in 1956?"

[MethuenProgressive]

46. Clinton/Osama '08

That's right not Obama, Osama...
:puke:

[Warpy]

2. Adoption not abortion

I want to RAM those cars!

It betrays a total ignorance of what women go through pregnant against their will, facing injury or death during childbirth, and facing a lifetime of depression after surrendering a child they will never be permitted to know.

The stories of birth mothers are heartbreaking. The stories of children who grow up manufacturing all sorts of fantasies about why they were given away are just as heartbreaking.

When it is voluntary and open, it can be a beautiful thing. When it is forced by the state and the culture, it is the ugliest thing done to women.

[magellan]

3. "Bush/Cheney '04"

:shrug:

[radiclib]

5. Well, shit!

You win! :toast:

[sakabatou]

4. Bush/Cheney '08

[Wapsie B]

6. There've been so many, too many to count.

The ones that come to mind have to deal with the Liberal Media's assault on their intelligence. :eyes:

[LeftyMom]

7. I (heart) my wife. It's a promise keeper sticker.

First of all, the promise keepers are misogynist fuckwits, and second "I love my wife" beats even "my kid made the honor roll at XYZ elementary" for shit I could care less about. I know it's a shock to some people, but the state of a complete stranger's marriage doesn't really matter to me, except perhaps to wonder why on earth one would reduce such a complex relationship to a bumper sticker platitude. Or if the bearer of said sticker has ever once washed the dishes so his wife could get to bed early.

[radiclib]

9. Why would anyone bother to proclaim something

..that should go without saying? What, it makes you fucking SPECIAL that you love your wife?

[LeftyMom]

13. Exactly. nt

[Warren DeMontague]

27. I heart her especially much when she remembers her subservient place in a Christ-centric marriage.

Unless I'm mistaken, that was the gist of that whole "Promise Keepers" bullshit.

[Inspired]

8. I remember the first time I saw a "W"04 sticker.

I couldn't believe my eyes.

[alarimer]

10. My kid beat up your honor roll student

Way to encourage bullying and discourage learning.

And, then, a really classy one: Ditch the Bitch,let's go hunting (or, on some, fishing).

I know those aren't political but they bother me more.

[qdemn7]

11. "In case of Rapture, this car will be unoccupied."

I just shake my head every time I think about that one. :wtf:

[L. Coyote]

12. My child is an honor student at Regent University

[BlueJazz]

14. "George Bush and God: Doing what's right for America"

Notice the G. Bush was before even God ?

:puke:

[and-justice-for-all]

15. "One Man One Women=marriage"

marriage enequality bullshit. Pisses my partner off eveytime he sees one.

[OnyxCollie]

16. "Conservatives do it better" or "Condi '08".

Both are equally stupid, and I have seen both on the same vehicle.

[Seabiscuit]

17. "Annoy A Liberal"

It seems to be what all right-wing loudmouths believe.

[lpbk2713]

18. *Rush is right*

Some shittoheads seem to have no problem proclaiming their utter stupidity for all the world to know.

[Raejeanowl]

19. Sometimes It's Contextual

Like the Gore '08 that I didn't have the cojones to put on the bumper of my SUV.

But undoubtedly, someone has, somewhere.

[MindPilot]

20. "Two people enter an abortion clinic...only one comes out alive."

"My boss is a Jewish carpenter"

"Jesus is Lord over {your community's name here}"

"Real men love Jesus"

"1 in every 4 births ends in abortion"

"Free Iraq" (Which might be OK if it wasn't next to a Bush/Cheney '04 sticker)

[Horse with no Name]

21. One of the most vile

Planned Parenthood????
Don't even go THERE!!!

Everytime I see this minivan in my burg I want to ask that nasty woman how many of these kids is SHE willing to take in. :mad:

[La Coliniere]

22. Saw it just the other day...

VISUALIZE NO LIBERALS Yikes!!!! Let me out of here!!!

[SoCalDem]

23. A US flag on one side & Jesus on the cross on the other side

and "SALUTE BOTH" in the middle :puke:

[ThePhilosopher04]

24. "Back off or I'll flip a booger on your windshield!"

nm

[yewberry]

25. "The ACLU is the REAL enemy!"

Homemade, on a black van with heavily tinted windows.

:scared:

[upi402]

30. Ugh, that one IS bad. The "enemy" protecting the Bill of Rights

and our freedoms, pursuit of happiness, and representative government.

I blame the propaganda media more than the dolts gulping the shit down and swearing it's honey. Traitors.

[Basileus Basileon]

26. "Straight pride," with a crossed-out image of two "male" figures holding hands.

[Warren DeMontague]

28. That's pretty bad. nt

[orleans]

36. i love your bumper sticker here. (what does it say on the bottom?

my monitor sucks--i can't read the small print)

[IADEMO2004]

38. Bottom line

Impeachdubya.com

[Warren DeMontague]

29. "Jerry's Dead. Phish Sucks. Cut Your Hair and Get a Job"

...Uh Huh. I always take music and fashion advice from folks driving these kinds of cars:




And is that the new Britney album I hear coming out of your window, Cleetus?

[Manifestor_of_Light]

31. Don't argue with your wife....dicker.

Stupid woman-hating sexist bullshit. :banghead: :banghead: :puke:


"God Listens" (sticker for a xtian radio station)


"Buy a gun...piss off a Liberal"

(guess he doesn't know that liberals have guns too?)

[Warren DeMontague]

32. Oh, geezus, don't get me started on the religious ones.

I especially like the ones which think they're "debunking" Charles Darwin.

[Theduckno2]

33. Don't honk, I'm reloading.

I'd like to think that karma will get to that guy eventually. I just imagine him being pulled over for busted taillight, on a dark road, late at night and some state trooper reading that bumper sticker as they walk up to face the driver.

[Angela Shelley]

34. God Bless America

[renegade000]

35. "Give War a Chance"

Makes me wonder if the owner spent one nanosecond in an actual warzone if they would still think it's such a wonderful thing.

[City Lights]

48. That one gets my vote too.

:wtf:

[Frank Cannon]

37. Saving Your Ass - Like it Or Not

With a picture of the Chimperor.

[kelliebrat]

39. "It's a child, not a choice"

and always, ALWAYS on a car with a male driver:banghead:

[Perry Logan]

40. "I love my [picture of ugly dog]."

[uberblonde]

41. "W is for Women."

One of my co-workers has this on her minivan. Arghhh....

[DemoTex]

42. Ubiquitous in Transylvania County NC (post-9/11): WE STILL PRAY!

A lefty friend sports a derivative on his old Mercedes 250SL roadster: WE STILL PREY!

[90-percent]

43. another

My honor student got your honor student pregnant.

-85%

[WilliamPitt]

44. Charleton Heston Is My President

[Echo In Light]

45. Ever notice how poor drivers invariably sport flags and "support troops" magnets...

...on their stadium sized vehicles? The sort of drivers who do something stupid, and then get pissed off at everyone else who is forced into reacting to the situation they caused. Exactly. Then again, I've come to see our flag as creepy as hell because of what it says about the person who apparently feels the need to display it to the nth degree at all times. Can you say BRAINWASHED?

An apropos bumper sticker I saw read:
At least I'll be in the concentration camp with all of my favorite writers

[Toots]

47. Honk if you like peace and quiet..

:shrug:

[rucky]

49. America Bless God. n/t

[JanMichael]

50. "Liberalism is a Mental Illness"

I saw that dandy one just a few weeks ago.

[theHandpuppet]

51. "I Have A Dream"

When I first espied this bumper sticker on a contractor's lumber-laden work truck I thought, "Cool! An MLK bumper sticker on a good ol' boys pickup!"

Silly me.

As I got closer to the guy's truck, I saw the "I Have A Dream" quote next to a picture of the U.S. Capitol building.... over which was flying the rebel stars and bars flag.

That scored as the most hateful sticker I've seen; second place would have to go to the guy with the "Jeff Davis Was Right" sticker accompanied by one reading, "Happiness Is A Warm Machine Gun."

[Blackhatjack]

52. "Iran...When Just 2 Wars Won't Do"

I haven't seen it yet, but I expect it any day!

[terrya]

53. I actually saw "God Made Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Steve" on a bumper sticker.

Those people who put that idiotic, bigoted piece of shite on their bumper sticker must have had an IQ of 30.

[jdadd]

54. "Kick their ass and take their gas"

Seen on the back of a monster truck along with support the troops ribbons.

[ThomWV]

55. "W" nothing more, just plain old fucking "W"

[Orsino]

57. ...or with the "Still The President" qualifier...

...as though the bearer has to keep reminding himself.

[Orsino]

56. "United We Stand" on the same bumper with the Condeferate flag.

Saw it a couple of times years ago.

[Le Taz Hot]

58. Oh, you've just GOT to

appreciate the irony on that one! :rofl:

[Ezlivin]

59. "I went to church and all I got was a bite from a poisonous snake"

Not really.

But who in the hell wants to take their children to a church where they pass around live rattlesnakes?

Careful with that asp, Eugene.

(Apologies to Pink Floyd.)

[XanaDUer]

60. "The Republican Party

The Party of Freedom".

:rofl:

Not a bumper sticker, but one of those put-on-the-front-of-your-car license plates.