Did you hear about the George W. Bush stamps?

[Inchworm]

The post office kept getting complaints about these stamps not sticking to the envelope.

After further research the post office found that...

People were spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.

:hi:

[Lucinda]

1. :)

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

3. of all the places to hear this joke...

from an old lady at the humane society.

Definatly goin' in the book :P

:P

[Lucinda]

5. That does make it even better!

:rofl:

[cutlassmama]

2. hahahaha!!!!!

[Inchworm]

7. good'n?

:rofl:

[Divine Discontent]

4. my rich relative who voted for him 2x

sent me this joke last month... my mouth dropped. needless to say, she's finally starting to see the light on W...

[Inchworm]

6. I got the joke from someone similar

I think he is seeing the light as well.

:hi:

[Divine Discontent]

8. ah!

well, better late than never, and there's plenty that will never turn from their Dubya-love. I can seem them having prayer vigils in the streets if he's ever impeached and bringing their babies with them and crying and pleading, "don't take away the most Godly president we've ever had!"....

I'm not kidding. :)

[trusty elf]

9. Here's the reissued stamp with the glue on the front.

[spoony]

13. "0 sense" :-)

That's great. I hope that gets a DUzy! :P

[Inchworm]

19. That ain't Alaska W!

Stop digging!

:hi:

[hootinholler]

10. Damned wishful thinking

I thought only dead people were on stamps.

-Hoot

[FatDave]

11. You beat me to it.

What's more, if only the good die young we have a long wait before he's eligible.

[TexasProgresive]

16. Well, he is "brain dead" n/t

[Lasher]

17. Not true.

Elvis was on a stamp. :D

[orleans]

12. ba bum dum) insert rimshot here n/t

[donheld]

14. .

:yourock:

[Lisa]

15. I love this thread! Hope it makes it into the next set of DUzys! (n/t)

[Perry Logan]

18. I hear Bush was quite the stamp-licker at Yale.

"In 1984 I watched George W. Bush enthusiastically and expertly perform a homosexual act on another man, one Victor Ashe."
http://bushssecretlifein84.tripod.com/