Help! I'm a white middle class christian male and I'm being OPPRESSED!!!!

[Danger Mouse]

That's right, my RIGHTS are being taken away!! :cry: :cry: What, by George W. Bush, you ask? NO! It's by these 'leftie loonie' folk. They're waging war against my right to celebrate Christmas! Bad enough they have to take school prayer away, and make me feel bad about being Christian, but now they want us to acknowledge other holidays besides Christmas! That's blasphemy! And really mean and oppressive! That's what the left does. They like to oppress Christians and put them down. Just like the Nazis. Because they're the new Nazis.
They're launching a jihad on Christians and are allied with the Islamo-Facists! Because liberalism and extremist Islam practically go hand in hand!
Also, they're taking away my right to say offensive and funny (racist) things and deny me my freedom of speech (freedom of bigotry)! They're demanding equal rights for homosexuals which destroys my marriages! (My drinking problem has nothing to do with it!) And God's against it. He said so!
This is a CHRISTIAN nation. The Founding Fathers were all devout fundamentalist Chrisitans, especially Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson.
Any of you other white Christian males out there on DU with me? Who else feels oppressed by this WAR ON CHRISTMAS AND CHRISTIANS??
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Oh won't you help me, Pat Robertson?

[Ghost in the Machine]

1. meh... go tell it to the pope....

:rofl:

:hi:

[Danger Mouse]

4. I will. And he'll come over here and he'll tell you lefties off!

He'll like shoot lasers from his eyes and jets of fire from his staff and and...
Oh wait.

[Kurovski]

21. The pope is the anti-christ according to many "Christians".

Which pope? all of 'em, It looks like. :D

[fizzgig]

2. ...

:spank:

[Danger Mouse]

5. you know you love me.

:)

[NC_Nurse]

3. Quit whining or we'll make you do

"bridge related community service"!

Sorry, I can't get over the bridge Nazi stuff....:spank:

[Danger Mouse]

6. anything but that!

:scared:

[NC_Nurse]

7. Nobody expects the Bridge Inquisition!

:P

[Danger Mouse]

10. what if i refuse to comply? is it the comfy chair for me?

or the soft cushions?

[NC_Nurse]

13. A bridge tournament with a bunch of RW ladies

from the US bridge assoc.! Muahahahaha!

[Danger Mouse]

14. But I don't want to say anything 'treasonous'

and I don't know how to play bridge anyway.

[rwheeler31]

8. Who is the goofball who jumped on the couch at bill O's crib?

[Danger Mouse]

9. Tom Cruise?

:crazy:

[libodem]

11. good thing I read it before

I answered, fuck you.:)

[Danger Mouse]

12. it's only a mishmash of what many stupid white men have said in the recent past...

even some duer's have spouted some garbage alone these lines...

[libodem]

16. Crazy

When the White male System, gets all the breaks, huh.

[Danger Mouse]

18. I've never understood the logic.

I'm white as hell, but I realize how many advantages I have because of that.
Lots of white people just don't get that.
They don't even know what OPPRESSION really is...well maybe they do, they perpetrate it so well...

[libodem]

19. yep

If anyone else gets a break to compete, then they cry foul. I don't get it either. Seems like there was a big push against, Affirmative Action, shortly after, bushitler, took office.

[Danger Mouse]

24. White Christian males have always played with a stacked deck...

they're scared that some of the cards may no longer be in their favor.

[Breeze54]

15. "Blessings, my son...."

The Protestant/Catholic/Baptist/Jewish/Muslim congregations thanks you for your support! :P

[rwheeler31]

17. Shut up and kneel on the fire escape.

Go to the hallway we will beat you.

[Kurovski]

20. Ohhh, sweetie don't cry...

let me take your mind off your worries with some of that good old-time gay man-lovin'! :evilgrin:

[Danger Mouse]

25. Noooo! Now I must flagellate myself for even considering the notion!!!

:cry:

[Kurovski]

28. Now, now, now...

let ME do that for you.

[L. Coyote]

22. Just Kill a Tree for Christ's Sake! You'll feel all better. And send a donation to the

Sheriff of Latimer Co, CO, for his tree.

colorado sheriff condemns 'war on christmas,' invites residents to help decorate christmas tree
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=2284504&mesg_id=2284504

[Danger Mouse]

23. He can have a tree, with all the needles...

and all the sap he can eat.

[bridgit]

26. My St. Nick is happier than your red, fat & sassy Chinese CostCo Santa; and I have proof, see...

Though it is not true that "liberalism and extremist Islam practically go hand in hand", liberalism is merely the innocent apologist of same :thumbsup: nice try on the 'homosexual wedge issue thing' though at some percentile less than inspired to be sure http://www.mapplethorpe.org i'm so glad we're artists here in this household, we can choose to either build upon, expand, destroy, or decorate X-Mas at will...free will of course = God Bless America!! God Bless The Foundation!! ;)

[TygrBright]

27. Yeah!! It's right there in the Constitution! The right to be an asshole!

Isn't it?

bewilderedly,
Bright

[Danger Mouse]

29. It's right next to the part where it says...

'Congress shall make no attempt to hinder the power of the almighty president.'
Though that part seems to have a lot of spelling errors and was written in crayon.

[mzmolly]

30. I just got an email from someone to this effect. Isn't it odd? They all claim to be stiffled

yet they are all bitching about the same damn thing - being stiffled. How is Rush Limbaugh not able to blather on and on again? Hannity? Fox News? How are they limited in free speech?