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Pastiche423 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:07 PM
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Freds daughter is eating Jeri's diaphragm while sitting on his lap
My apologies if this has been posted before. I found this on another site and was blown away.

http://www.fredthompsonforum.com/showpost.php?p=14615&p...

Is this their way of promoting "Family Values"? lol
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saracat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:11 PM
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1. Wow! They support contraception? Isn't that against GOP rules?
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EVDebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:31 PM
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6. Time for a GOP Plan B ! eom
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:13 PM
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2. That thing could stop a Buick
Fred's wigglers must be mightier than Ninja Turtles, or something.
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:15 PM
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3. !
:spray:
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:25 PM
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4. my gawd
I laughed until I cried when I read that forum. :spray:

OK, one more time - for the good times...

"Oh sh--, he's dumb as hell. Fred Thompson," Nixon interjects.
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BlackVelvet04 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:29 PM
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5. I know that's what it looks like but is it really
a diaphragm? Looks awfully big.
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PinkTiger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:35 PM
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7. No. It is a teething ring.
I've seen them for sale out there; they don't have a hole in them on purpose, so baby can hold on to them easily. They are as big as they are for safety.
We shouldn't make fun of him because he married a younger woman and had a new family. I think that is kind of sweet and nice. He obviously needed the stabilty, and she loves him.
He just isn't presidential candidate material.
He's ugly as an old beat up pickup truck.
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saracat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:48 PM
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10. Sorry , I guess I am not "nice' but I find this family "creepy".
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 11:30 PM
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27. I hear you, saracat
right up with that stepford family of John Roberts
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Pastiche423 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 06:35 PM
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16. I just finished looking at 13,900 Google images of teething rings
and not a single one of them looked anything like a diaphragm.

The majority of them DID have a hole in them so that the baby can hold it w/its tiny fingers.
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PinkTiger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 09:53 PM
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19. well, good for you.
I still know what I'm talking about. It is a teething device. Maybe not a ring. LOL
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Pastiche423 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 09:55 PM
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20. A teething device for a two and four year old?
Please.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 10:17 PM
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23. Oh yeah, there's no way it could be that when they'd obviously give her a diaphragm to play with
:crazy:
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Pastiche423 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 11:07 PM
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24. Uh..
We are talking about Fred Thompson and his wife.
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:55 PM
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12. It's a subtle selling point
Jeri needs massive protection whenever she dresses up like Iran and Fred invades her.

Choose the Right Tool for the job. Fred "Hammer of God" Thompson.
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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:36 PM
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8. You guys are strange...Unless the transcript actually has Jeri saying,"Why yes, that's my diaphragm"
...it just HAS to be something else. Both little girls are playing with it. Plus, the things become useless if torn or otherwise damaged, so they come with a handy plastic case for storage and travel.

Please.

Hekate

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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 06:14 PM
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14. they're making teething rings that look just like diaphragms????
Edited on Tue Oct-09-07 06:16 PM by valerief
"Here, sweetie, play with your pessary."
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Tinksrival Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:40 PM
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9. SO GROSS!!
If that's true...well, and if it isn't. Freddy creeps me out
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renie408 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:49 PM
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11. I am a bad person.
Because the thought of that frog mouthed, wrinkled up old man having sex and being the father of two little kids just CREEPS ME THE FUCK OUT!!
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 06:13 PM
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13. Holy crapola! It really is a diaphragm!!!!! Oh, someone else has got to
have their kiddie blowing up condoms like balloons next!
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 06:22 PM
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15. You reckon they were surprised by the pregnancies?
Edited on Tue Oct-09-07 06:24 PM by Solly Mack
"Gee, I can't imagine how it happened. I bought the damn thing"

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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 06:45 PM
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17. What is that thing?
It's plastic and fits over the face of one of those kids -- why are they playing with it?

Julie
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 06:49 PM
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18. I watched a few minutes of the interview
Mrs. Thompson was asked how she'd feel about being the youngest First Lady since Jacqueline Kennedy. She said she'd like the clothes.

Excuse me, Mrs. Thompson: You are not, and would never be, anything like the beautiful, elegant and refined Jacqueline Kennedy. Furthermore, Mrs. Kennedy had taste, which seems to be sorely lacking in the Thompson household.

Julie
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 10:03 PM
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21. It's what we used to call Falsies.
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 10:09 PM
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22. It does look like a Boob Cup...whatever it is...it's weird and not a kids toy...
and they are very strange...
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maseman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 11:21 PM
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25. Gives new meaning to UFO
Unidentified fucked-up object.

This by far has been one of the funniest threads ever.

I have no idea what the hell that thing is. I have two young kids in with all the shit in my house for them to play with we don't have anything resembling a diaphragm.
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Oilwellian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 11:46 PM
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29. ROFL
"unidentified fucked up object" is hysterically funny to me. :D
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 12:02 AM
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32. I remember a kid picking up my cup pretending it was a aviator
oxygen mask.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 11:29 PM
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26. If it doesn't hurt him and he enjoys it, that's fine with me.
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Pastiche423 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 11:31 PM
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28. lol!
Falsies are not flat. Kinda defeats the purpose,eh?
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NuttyFluffers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 11:49 PM
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30. cervical cap for the GOP mascot?
creepy. :yoiks:
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 11:53 PM
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31. Please tell me we have better things to criticize the right than this
Eesh.
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DesEtoiles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 12:09 AM
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33. at least it's not a $400 hair cut!
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Virginian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 12:20 AM
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34. He sure is ugly.
Looking at his face would be birth control enough for me.

It sure does look like a diaphram.

It doesn't seem to have the outside ring. Could it be a bowl from a little girl's set of plastic dishes? There is probably more than one since both children had one and it didn't look like they could pass it back and forth during the interview.
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 12:28 AM
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35. If that's a diaphragm, I have a fundamental misunderstanding of human anatomy.
It looks about five inches in diameter. You think a woman puts that where?
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Faux pas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 02:20 AM
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36. It's a diaphragm. Don't let the size fool you. Now that 's a class
act if I've even seen one. :rofl:
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