The Dubya Diaries: Pete's Last Day ((PICS))

[blogslut]

Dear diary,

Today was Pete's last day at work. I kind of like old Pete but Josh said he had to go so we're giving him a super fancy sendoff so Pete won't feel so bad. I look really important in this picture:



Here I go to give my big speech. Soldier audiences are the best audiences in the world. They have to be. Heh heh:



That was easy. Now I get to sit with Pete while the other guys say nice stuff about him:



Poor sucker. He looks pretty young. I wonder why he has to retire? Oh well. I'm still president. That's all that matters. Pete will live:



Nice speech, Pete! Oh crap. Don't cry. Everybody always cries at these things. I'm bored now:



Yes. I totally have your cell number. I promise, we'll talk soon. Okay. Bye bye now:



Get this...Pete almost started bawling like a baby.

[Demeter]

1. Ain't That the Truth!

Does it hurt when you mind meld with the Mindless One?

[blogslut]

3. Nah. It doesn't hurt

All I feel is a strange sucking sensation then a total blank. ;)

[partylessinOhio]

2. If Pete puts one more medal on his chest he is going to fall forward

and never be able to stand upright again.

Gawd I hate braggarts.

Bush/Cheney remains in control and don't you forget it!