Any new directives on Project X?

[Coexist]

Agent Mike has been really busy on this board lately.

[More Than A Feeling]

1. I can neither confirm nor deny that.

Move along, nothing to see here!

[C_U_L8R]

2. ixnay on the exnay

[sailor65]

3. Somebody's training monkeys

to fly planes? :wow:

[Dr.Phool]

4. Hillary is at Hooters.

Repeat.

Hillary is at Hooters!

[hootinholler]

20. As long as she doesn't put the shorts on.

It should be ok.

-Hoot

[CoffeeCat]

5. Kick the manifold! Quiet the moon...

We're at status 4, with an uptake commencing at 299.

Play out the quartz. Bring your moon and dance with English Tudor when you hear the bell.

Marshmallow. Cheerleader. Ben Gay. Chuckle run left.

That is all. Wait for further instructions after the poodle polisher exits the barricade door.

[rocktivity]

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[BrotherBuzz]

7. Project X is a GO. Code decipher is found engraved on Gore's Emmy award

Message follows is in four sections.


Section One:
Hot syrup drenches the pancakes, and tumbleweeds
shatter on the stones

Section Two:
Shred the Lettuce .... repeat - shred the lettuce.

Section Three:
The pollywogs have left the pond!
The tadpoles have changed their sexes.
The shit has left the forest, and the bear is in hot
pursuit!

Section Four:
Waiting on big brown dog
the golden goose has laid her egg
repeat, the golden goose has laid her egg
the fleece has been peopled and the capsule has been
purged



Authentication: Geese fly
backwards during great unravellings, and until then,
only sparrows shall sing before the fat lady has her
encore - REPEAT - THE FAT LADY HAS SUNG

[porphyrian]

8. Yes.

[scarletwoman]

9. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

[JohnnyLib2]

10. Read NanceG carefully.

Add in JoeC's subtext,

keep an eye out for DeepModemMom and KPete.

The answers lie within.

[nadinbrzezinski]

11. The swallows fly south in the winter

[Ghost in the Machine]

17. The South swallows flies in the summer...

The mayflies fly in June after the junebugs crawl in May.

The moon filled with blood and fell from the sky. The acid rains of nuclear winter shall follow...

Go to code 346yrh2q5j

[warren pease]

25. Nonsense...

Junebugs fly backwards in June because of their terrible aerodynamics. The moon filled up with CheezeWhiz and died of clogged coronary arteries. Nuclear winter vs. global climate change: a match made in the Cheneybunker. And you've got the wrong code. It's tuesday, you moran.

Today's ID verifier is:

First person: My grandmother has raw nerves

Response: Too bad she doesn't eat raw broccoli

First person: Broccoli is grown in little rings of ruminant fecal matter

Response: Saturn's rings have become squares

First person: A square meal would suit me deeply

Response: Deep waters run still in April

First person: April is the cruelest month

Response: Cruelty is the curse of small-minded barbarians

First person: Barbarians run the world

Response: It's about fucking time you started making sense. Let's eat.



wp

[Annces]

12. Direct yourself

to the nearest exit.

[TheDebbieDee]

13. The dog barks at midnight................

Roger, wilco, over and out!

[Doc_Technical]

14. Checkmate King Two, this is White Rook, over.

Sgt. Saunders never reloads his Thompson.

Lt. Handley needs to replace his rusty helmet.

[MiniMe]

15. The aspen are turning, repeat, the aspen are turning

[pinto]

16. What's the frequency Kenneth?

What's the frequency?

[Hubert Flottz]

18. The fat cat has an asshole...repeat...

The fat cat has an asshole...the gnat has knees...polish it behind the door...polish it behind the door...polish it behind the door...this is not a drill...repeat...not a drill...zip.....beep.....ziz...crackle.

[jhain]

19. Jesus Christ on a Trailer Hitch!

You are not supposed to ASK! The directives were in an envelope with your code name written on it buried under all the cash in the church collection basket last Sunday. You were to take the cash for beer and ciggies and read the directives after you got trashed on the beer. You mean to say that you MISSED them!! What a moran. What hugh imbeceiling recruited you?

Now what do we do???

[hootinholler]

21. Ok!

[jhain]

29. Are you SURE that's the REAL Jesus?

Did he know the password?

[hootinholler]

31. I think that's the batshit crazy dominionist jeebus.

Will the real jeebus please stand up!

-Hoot

[jhain]

33. He's being held in a secret location

until 01/20/09.

[democrank]

22. I`m an old lady, so bear with me.

The package arrived from headquarters and I`ve done steps 1 through 4. Question....Do I flip the switch on the left or do I just activate that thing under the flap? Jimminy! This is some invention!

[hootinholler]

32. Careful!

You have to hold the switch steady and move the device under it to the right before you even think about the flap. I tried it the other way and ended up getting my finger re-attached.

Yeah I already bitched about the need to clarify the instructions.

-Hoot

[DefenseLawyer]

23. PBR Street Gang

This is Almighty. Do you copy?

[LeftHander]

27. I love the smell of project X in the morning....nt

[DefenseLawyer]

28. Are my methods unsound?

I don't see... any methods... at all

[LeftHander]

36. You are an errand boy....nt

[BreweryYardRat]

24. No, but I've got a cold.

And my respect for Agent Mike is about equal to my respect for the viral snot that's been filling my sinus cavity all weekend.

Piss off, Agent Mike. Go spy on those cocksuckers who beat up the grieving parent of a dead soldier.

Or, if you'd like to be reunited with your troublesome relatives, please request that publicly, and I'll gladly send you as many as I can blow out of my nose.

[LeftHander]

26. Broadsword calling danny boy....come in Danny boy....nt

[jhain]

34. The Pipes calling Danny Boy......

come in Danny Boy.

Master Plumbers need a license when the zinnias bloom.

[Javaman]

30. project x is so yesterday, read the memo's will you?

it's now known as the hippie wallow loo loo yip incident. Jeeez...

[Fly by night]

35. Lock and load. Rock and roll.