Caption Dick

[Enrique]

the shadow president

[unhappycamper]

1. dick rises

from the dead

[zabet]

2. The Shadows

are those who sold their soul to the dark lord cheney.

[Cirque du So-What]

3. Cue 'Funeral March of a Marionette'

Theme song for Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Difference is, Alfred Hitchcock only narrated an introduction to the macabre tales featured on his show; The Dick of Death is an active participant in their execution.

On edit: correct title for theme song.

[SoCalDem]

4. Double Shadow.Triple Chin n.t

[pacalo]

5. "Must leave the crypt now to perform my subliminal message program on the sleeping boy king."

[Bitwit1234]

6. Oh oh even my shadow is half ass.

[Blue Belle]

7. The fact that he's casting a shadow...

blows my theory about him all to hell. :(

[Flabbergasted]

8. I love to urinate all over the WH floor!

[Rex]

9. Evil piece of shit, look how he 'emerges' from the darkness?

Demon spawn taking our country to hell with him! Don't agree with me - go fuck youself! :evilgrin:

[MazeRat7]

10. Hummmm... Dick Head. -nt

[Whoa_Nelly]

11. The really stange thing about Darth's photos...

He's never seen eating, conversing, signing documents, or otherwise acting like the Asshat-in-Chief.
He's most often pictured as just walking , watching, staring, or snarling.

hmmmm...maybe it's because he's not really human.

[ljm2002]

12. Hard to top your caption! n/t

[MelissaB]

13. Spotted Dick Shadow

[walldude]

14. Alfred Hitchcock is the vice President??? n/t

[Catshrink]

15. Dick's shadow eclipses itself

I have no idea what that means. It just sounded profound.

We could call it a Wailing Wall.

(Even more profound when I spell it right.)

[SallyMander]

16. Dick sees his shadow -- winter comes 6 weeks early

[sakabatou]

17. Dick, shuffling back into his tomb