A Modest Proposal...Unisex Bathrooms!

[regnaD kciN]

I quote "TB," posting on TalkingPointsMemo...

First, male-male sex in public bathrooms has been going on in America for at least 100 years...probably since the invention of the public bathroom.

Indeed, and we should be grateful to TB for pointing out this inequity!

For years now, gays and their fellow-travelers in promoting the Homosexual Agenda have provided a convenient place for participating in homosexual activity...a place that is easily found anywhere in the country, and which allows them to indulge in quick, simple, and anonymous encounters of (hopefully) mutual pleasure.

What about those in the heterosexual majority?

No, heterosexuals have to first go through lengthy and inconvenient sizing-up and pairing-off rituals at places such as "singles bars," rituals that can be costly in terms of money spent as well as time wasted, and then, if successful, choose and travel to a location for the tryst. How much easier it would be to simply engage in a quick series of foot-tappings and hand-pointings, with a convenient place already there -- the only question would be "your stall or mine?" Why, if heterosexuals had the advantages of these Special Rights granted homosexualists in terms of gender-restricted bathrooms, they could be satisfied and on their separate ways by the time an average straight couple is only up to the second drink and the mutual exchange of astrological signs!

Therefore, it's time to end this discrimination! Those in the heterosexual camp must be demanding the establishment of unisex bathrooms throughout the country, so that those in the vast majority in this country can have the same opportunity for easy, quick, and confidential carnal release already enjoyed by gays!

I would especially commend this proposal to Republicans. Not only will it prove that they're looking out for the "average (i.e. straight) American," in itself a surefire election-winner, but it also spares their representatives the need to come up with some tortured explanation when hauled in by an undercover cop from that park or airport restroom -- all they'll have to say is "really...I thought he was a woman," and their problems will be over. Talk about a win-win situation...

:rofl:

[aquart]

1. Thank you, NO.

They have unisex bathrooms at the Columbia University school of law. You do not want to go there.

[regnaD kciN]

2. The had de facto ones at my college, too...

...at least during certain parties. :silly: