Nothing will return Shithead's ignorant base like seeing their Christian hero give his daughter away

[Rabrrrrrr]

I smell a very political ploy, here - what better to bring back the smartest of Fuckstick's base who have left than to stage an elaborate and Jesus-lovin' mega-wedding portraying the Criminal In Chief as a serious GODLY Father Figure.

Turdbrain will cry at Jenna's wedding and his approvals will go up another 10 percent.

"He's just so godly and just such a great father, like Jesus, only he's just better because he controls a military! weep sob sob sob. I doubted his policies for a while, but I see he really is a serious Christian Father Figure Man, I don't know what I was thinking, I'm just so ashamed"

[AndyA]

1. And why aren't Jenna and her fiance over in Iraq fighting the war on terrorism?

If it's so important, why are they not over there doing something about it? Lord knows they need new blood to replace the ones who've died. :shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. They just got engaged, dude! You can't expect them to fight now!

Have some compassion.

Geez.

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:sarcasm:

[glitch]

3. Better than making a martyr out of him, which is what I thought they'd do.

I don't think it'll do much to improve his ratings. More likely either Jenna just wanted a White House Wedding or Barb put her foot down and hired a handler (aka the fiance). Or both.

[Lars39]

4. Stick a retro-active "Promise" ring that Daddy gave her at 16 on her finger

and that crowd'll melt like hot butter.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. When she took her "true love waits" vow at her "purity ball"

which, even though she did neither, the MSM will never check or call them on it but just accept it and rewrite history some more.

[Virginia Dare]

5. I've always imagined a double wedding at the Bush White House..

complete with the press fawning all over them for months...the thought makes me sick, but I have seen it coming.

[enid602]

8. videp

You must be thinking of the girls' recent video (where they take a bath together), called 'Double Ring Ceremony.'

[monmouth]

7. Please tell me we won't have to endure a "WH Wedding." ...Ugh..

[Virginia Dare]

9. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news..but yep..

double ugh and a puke...

[pnwmom]

10. That was my first thought. Then I thought: what if she's pregnant?

:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. It would fit with the Republican family value agenda of child rape, divorce, gay pay sex, abortion,

pregnancy before marriage, and adultery.