Hugh-EST laugh EVER!!1 Newt sez Tweety is "a Liberal Democrat"!!1

[UTUSN]

On the Shammity circus on the radio in the afternoon, NEUTER (how can you make a more derogartory name UP?) said that the upcoming "debates" among Rethugs ought NOT to be moderated by Tweety, that WHY would the Rethugs ASK for Tweety since he's a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT??!!1

I've got an answer------------ could it be because Tweety is an ass-licking, brown-nosing Rethug asslicker/brown-noser????!!1

[Poiuyt]

1. Tweety may be against the war, but he certainly does have man crushes on all the

Republican leaders. Who can forget him drooling over McCain, DeLay, Giuliani, and on, and on...

[rurallib]

5. Ain't the Tweeter's brother a Rethug officeholder? In Pa or out east?

[Poiuyt]

6. His brother ran for Lt Governor but was defeated

[Faygo Kid]

2. Newt is a dangerous nutcase. He is going (or gone) off the deep end.

Compared Michael Moore to Goebbels - without ever seeing a Michael Moore film. Remember, this is the guy who threatened doing away with the First Amendment last winter. He's nuts.

I'm not worried about him. By November 2008, he will be in a home somewhere.

Worry about who's in power now. Or we could all end up in a camp somewhere.

[tularetom]

3. Guess Newty is jealous because Tweety doesn't get moist over him

like he does for the boy king, or McCain, or Mit Romney, or Rudy Giuliani or Fred Thompson.

[opihimoimoi]

4. I am suprised they did not find Neuters head in Bushies ass last week.

[JacquesMolay]

7. I don't know , he's left of John Birch, ..

... that's for sure.

[UTUSN]

9. Ha-HAH!!1 For a baby-DUer you SURE got a keen on things!!1 Welcome to DU!!1 n/t

[UTUSN]

8. Tweety "against the war"?

Uh, yeah, technically, in his defunct newspaper column (as opposed to his MSRNC) circus. And in the run-up to the ILLEGAL / attack of AGRESSION and CHOICE, he was BEATING THE DRUM as much as ANYBODY. He performed the public execution of DONAHUE, see HERE:



How Tweety "Executed" DONAHUE on MSNBC.

Tweety was on his book tour for another one of his "books" (large type, wide spaces between lines, blank half-pages). It was in the jingoistic hysteria in the run-up to the illegal Iraq attack. The book was about supposed "Americanism" --an American Civ 101 ripoff about books and movies and cultural stuff that are essentially American (think, "The Great Gatsby"). So Phil welcomed him as a colleague and peer on Phil's show for the full hour to plug the book. From the moment he appeared, there was a strange, deadly snake look in Tweety's snake eyes. Phil was walking around, apparently not sensing anything, while Tweety was motionless, following him only with his eyes. Phil brought up something or other questioning blind jingoism, and Tweety STRUCK! He started out with venom dripping, "You see THIS is EXACTLY what's wrong with you Liberals: You are NEGATIVE about this country, you find NOTHING good about it," and on and on. It took awhile before Phil figured out what was happening. Later, Phil was sitting at the table with Tweety and, weaker and weaker, did some of his trademark shoulder shrugging and arm waving. Tweety delivered the coup de grace, "What's THIS (mimicking the movements)??!! What's with the --APE-- movements???" Days or a week or two later, Phil's cancellation was announced and took effect.