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AzDar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:35 PM
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Post your suggestions for making Harry's All-Nighter more effective (Iraq-like)...
Mine: the only food allowed would be MREs.
Let's see how long those Republikkkans can survive under similar conditions to those our troops are subjected to day in and day out!
Still wanna wait 'til September, morans?

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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:36 PM
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1. Nothing like turning off the air conditioning and wearing a flak vest. nt
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AzDar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:36 PM
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Yes... two flak jackets for Lieberman!
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:37 PM
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4. Flannel ones n/t
n/t
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:41 PM
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7. We can make him wear the kevlar helmet. nt
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:37 PM
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3. Great minds think alike
I was writing my response while you were clicking on "post."
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:36 PM
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2. Turn off the air conditioning
If 130 degrees is good enough for our soldiers, it's good enough for the Senate.
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:43 PM
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8. Imagine those temps while wearing desert fatigues n/t
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:38 PM
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5. No caffeine--if it's good enough for Reid, it's good enough for the rest of 'em.
Perhaps a mild tazer like apparatus?
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:41 PM
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6. Okay, we draw the line there. That's cruel! nt
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Betsy Ross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:45 PM
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9. Put down the phone book
Read the Constitution, over and over again.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:47 PM
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12. And the Declaration of Independence. Perhaps they'll see why
the Founding Fathers saw Emperors Dick and George coming...
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:49 PM
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16. No cookbooks either. Yes! The Constitution! nt
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:45 PM
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10. All of their clothing has to be rolled in sand and dust...
Edited on Mon Jul-16-07 02:46 PM by adsosletter
prior to dressing...random earth-shattering explosions, accompanied by screaming and sirens, in random locations within the gallery...a sniper with a paint-ball gun, dressed as a senator or security person, firing from random locations within the chamber...sack lunches will be issued with a note that random meals have been outfitted with explosive devices: everyone is required to partake...
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Maribelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:46 PM
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11. Place some of Vetter's soiled ones around the room (n/t)
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:47 PM
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13. How about randomly and without warning send in several "troops" to pull a Senator out from his desk
...and throw him on the floor with rifle barrels pointed at his head and face all the while screaming at him and cursing. Then haul him off to the cloakroom to be stripped and made to assume degrading positions while a fierce dog growls and snaps at his extremities. The "troops" can also kick and punch him during this time. Then he can be waterboarded, after which he can return (if he's still alive) to the Senate floor with an acknowledgment that he represented 70-90% of the detainees who were innocent civilians all along...
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AzDar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:50 PM
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17. Sounds good.....they'd have nothing to worry about; Georgie says 'we don't torture', after all.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:47 PM
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14. Hold a roll call vote on bringing the troops home. Everyone who votes 'yes'
will be set free.
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MannyGoldstein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:48 PM
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15. Enhanced Interrogation?
Verschrfte Vernehmung as appropriate.
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:50 PM
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18. Experimental Vaccines for Everyone!
to hell with the side-effects.
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:53 PM
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19. Turn the heat up to 130F
And make them all wear full body armor.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:59 PM
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20. He can read the trial transcripts of soldiers who committed crimes against humanity
in Iraq. He can show extremely graphic photos of those crimes, then give a long lecture about how the refucklicans caused this to happen, and how they made our soldiers victims of their personal ideologies and financial ambitions.

As suggested in this thread, he can read the US Constitution, etc., but I'd also like for him to read things like: The PNAC manifesto, the Patriot Act, all of Bushler's signing statements, chapters from Richard Clark's book, John Dean's book, recent articles by Bruce Fein, et al. Then, he can explain how the Bushler administration is a treasonous cabal, and emphasize that the refucklicans who support the president are also acting treasonous.



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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:31 PM
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21. Crew cuts for everyone. Sleeping on the floor. nt
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